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Tactical Beard Owners Club

Facebook members who like to shoot guns and sport awesome facial hair take heart. There is finally a group for you. The Tactical Beard Owners Club is an invite only group but it is THE place to be if you a rocking a beard. Although many members are German, most communications are in English. They’ve even developed their first run of commemorative patches with different versions for different beard colors.

From the group:
The “Tactical Beard”: No matter if it is “Face Kevlar” or a “Combat Beard”, a beard seperates boys from men: the more testosterone the more beard will grow and the more he puts up in a fight. True men let grow their beard to let the dust from foreign countries settle in it. A man with beard will be respected by his battle buddies and will be feared by his enemies.

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7 Responses to “Tactical Beard Owners Club”

  1. MarkM says:

    Would that Chemical/Biological/Nuclear warfare actually be so limited. Don’t count on it.

  2. FormerSFMedic says:

    “the more testosterone the more beard will grow and the more he puts up in a fight.”

    Ssuuuuuuuurre, it sounds cool, but unfortunately not true.

  3. Kyle says:

    HAHA. clearly MarkM and FormerSFMedic dont have a sense of humor! Should have been launched for no shave November.

  4. Administrator says:

    Gents, it’s tongue in cheek…

  5. FormerSFMedic says:

    Guys, a sense of humor is not a department I’m lacking in. Spend five minutes with me and you’ll understand. I just thought I would point out one area of that description that made me uncomfortable. Otherwise, I think the whole TCOB

  6. FormerSFMedic says:

    Guys, a sense of humor is not a department I’m lacking in. Spend five minutes with me and you’ll understand. I just thought I would point out one area of that description that got me thinking. Otherwise, I think the whole TBOC movement is pretty cool.

    And FYI Kyle, not only did I NOT shave all November, but I haven’t shaved since ;)

  7. FormerSFMedic says:

    Sorry for the double post. You can delete as necessary.