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“Caption This” Contest


Caption this US Air Force photo of CSAF Gen Mark Welsh III during a recent visit to PACAF. I saw it and figured there’s some pure comedy gold out there. The winner will receive a Keep Calm – Return Fire Patch and have my admiration.

To enter:

1. In the comments section of THIS article on SSD share your caption. Only entries here are eligible to win.

2. Comments are open from now until 0001 Zulu on 30 August 2013.

3. Use any alias you want to post but be sure to use a valid email address since that’s how we’ll contact the winner.

4. 1 winner will be selected from the comments we receive. It will be the best caption, in our opinion.

5. One entry per email address. We will delete entries that violate this policy.

6. Must be 18 to enter. Void where prohibited.

221 Responses to ““Caption This” Contest”

  1. Sgt E. says:

    What’s the rate of fire on this thing for military downsizing?

  2. deadonhold says:

    “If they run, they’re noobs. If they don’t run they’re well disciplined noobs!”

  3. Matt Smith says:

    “General? Yes, son? Is that a 25mm casing in your pocket, sir? Why, no it’s not son. Then what is it sir? It’s called an erection! Oh ok General, sir!”

  4. Matt says:

    *Pew Pew Pew*
    Take that budget! This sequestration simulator is GREAT!

  5. daniek says:

    Can I place one of these on my chair tech Sargeant?

  6. Eric B says:

    “So, is this like an Army gun or something? Cool!”

  7. Ash says:

    “I don’t know what it’s called, I just know the sound it makes when I put it in my lap.”

  8. ty says:

    “Now, this is why I joined, shooting stuff and taking names”

  9. Ski says:

    Pew, pew, pew, pew! Tee he he he!

  10. Jay from VA says:

    “Yes sir, it does go ‘pew pew.’ Now please don’t ever do that again.”

  11. Stash says:

    “The General is having so much shooting blanks with this .50, that I don’t have the heart to tell him “right, tight, and down!” doesn’t apply when-free-gunning.”

  12. Marc S. says:

    “So, this is a machine gun?”

  13. JG says:

    “Yes, General. Sitting behind that machine gun does make your uniform look less gay.”

  14. G.Dorn says:

    “Tonight, on POGsquad…” /queue A-team theme.

  15. Trevor W says:

    This is how I seen them do this on TV !

  16. Big M says:

    Four Stars – 37 years
    Ma Deuce – .50 cal
    Firing Blanks Indoors – Priceless

  17. seth says:

    I had to crap real bad like, but I couldn’t leave my post, so I squatted down like this, cleared my bowels, and just kept shootin’.

  18. Nic says:

    “I love the feeling of all this power between my legs!”

  19. Allyson says:

    General: “My wife’s not around right?” “This is why I joined the Air Force!” “Pew-pew-pew-pew!”

  20. John Rickards says:

    Everyone smiles when firing full auto

  21. Chris K. says:

    I’m in the Army now! Suck on this ah-one time!!!!

  22. DA says:

    “Yes sir, it’s just like driving a Go Kart, sir.”

  23. Buya says:

    When you’re a general in the Air Force, you might have rank, but you’re still “shooting blanks” in the end.

  24. Tdb says:

    Now with more DEATH POWER!!

  25. Jon says:

    “I know Sir! It’s like you’re a real Soldier now!”

  26. A Flores says:

    Pew, pew, pew happiness is a belt fed gun!!!

  27. Rich says:

    In today’s Air Force, you too can play with Army guns in a high school basketball court “just because”. Aim High.

  28. Billy says:

    “This is the smallest plane I have ever seen!”

  29. AJ says:

    “Why I feel just as powerful as a Finance troop with a score to settle.”

  30. Tim says:

    Hey private hold my beer and watch this…

  31. Jon says:

    “So this is what it feels like to hold real steel…”

  32. Bill says:

    So this is what it’s like in the Army?

  33. Steve from the Army says:

    “After months of research Air Force finally identifies the purpose of unknown equipment found in an arms room”

  34. Swat3Four says:

    I’m like a Full Metal Jacket MARINE, son! “GET SOMETHIN’!” That’s what they say, right?

  35. Rich Cassey Jr says:

    pew pew pew

  36. Rich Cassey Jr says:

    bu bu bu bu bu bu budget cuts…..bu bu bu bu bu bu budget cuts

  37. Bob says:

    Caption: CSAF Gen Mark Welsh III grins as he sends rounds down range nearly as fast as Congress sends Air Force programs to the chopping block.

  38. Snail Plisken says:

    “Give a patch to the handsome devil who posted this comment or I’ll shoot you with this here machine gun. Yeehaaaaw!” says General Welsh. His words, not mine.

  39. SGT Rock says:

    “Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah!”

  40. kwick says:

    Senior Airman!!!

    Yes General!!

    Senior Airman You want me to do what!!??

    Well Sir I’m not sure buy i think you just push that button to fire that thing!!!

    Son do you see these 4 STARS on my lapel!!!??

    Yes General!!!

    Then get me a MARINE to show me how its done son!!!



    yes Senior Airman

  41. Cannulator says:

    Start runnin!

  42. bubba says:

    So this is the upgrade from NERF training weapons!

  43. Wow, this is awesome,… Almost makes me wish I had joined the military!

  44. Ralph says:

    “Son, I sure hope nobody is hiding behind that F-35!!!”

  45. Ridgeback says:

    “That’s the best feeling since that first BOHICA at the Air Force Academy….”

  46. tom madere says:

    Wow, what fun, I should have joined the Army.

  47. Matt says:

    “You’re sure they cropped the BFA out of the picture, right?”

  48. Borebrush says:

    Generals in the Air Force.

    About as useless as sights on a blank firing weapon.

  49. Derek says:

    I’m a blank farmer, motherfucker!

  50. veteran says:

    “HAHA I’m just like a little boy, playin’ with his dick when he’s nervous!”