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True Story

One evening At the dinner table, my son asked me, “Dad, what’s a leg?”

I looked at him, then at his mother, and then back at him and said, “That’s your mom’s side of the family.”

16 Responses to “True Story”

  1. John says:

    Are you saying your wife is dirty and nasty?

  2. Geoff says:

    Fra-gee-lay. Must be Italian.

  3. patrulje says:

    Ouch, something tells me household 6 may be changing your billetting assignment to the couch.

  4. Jon says:

    but air assault counts right???? HAHA

  5. Jack Griffin says:

    *wing flex*

  6. Airborne_fister says:

    Ha if I called my wife’s side of the family a leg I would get my ass beat. There is 10 of them and her. Let alone the withholding of sex. I use NAPS. Non Airborne Personnel.

  7. Bad Dancer says:

    Bwahahahahaha! Told my father, who told my brothers, who told my cousin, who promised to ‘remind’ me of this next he visits.

  8. Sean says:

    You should have put on some thug life shades after you said it.

  9. JKifer says:

    blood wings baby

  10. Dutch K says:

    Leg is too good a title for some of my in-laws!!