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Chuck Norris Launches Bottled Water Brand Called CFORCE

Billed as a ‘Force of Nature’, new CFORCE from Chuck Norris is bottled right on his Lone Wolf Ranch in Navasota, TX. As you can imagine, if Chuck Norris is involved it’s not going to come from some boring tap in a factory. On no; according to the webiste, ‘doesn’t flow from the ground; it bursts from an artesian spring with the same unharnessed power and intensity you’d expect from Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick.’ Pretty awesome.

Please note, a portion of CFORCE sales benefit environmental initiatives and KICKSTART KIDS—a charity that empowers at-risk youth. The Norris family has supported these causes for more than 25 years.

Thanks for the heads up Nate! Stay safe out there!


7 Responses to “Chuck Norris Launches Bottled Water Brand Called CFORCE”

  1. Jon says:

    There was a porta-john at BAF in 2006 that was sharpied not with the usual branch-hate or how much life sucks statements but only with Chuck Norris jokes. It was awesome.

    • Hubb says:

      So you are telling me there is one latrine in the AOR that doesn’t have a penis or a vagina drawn on the wall? How is that possible?

    • Fanboy says:

      There was also a porta-pooper in the Box of NTC circa 2007 that was cluttered with only Norris jokes. I was too engrossed in the new jokes that I didn’t notice dicks or vaginas

  2. Hubb says:

    Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet, water gets Chuck Norris’d!

  3. Luke says:

    I hate bottled water more then most things in life. I can ALMOST get behind this.

  4. Bill says:

    Somewhere I have a can of a Steven Seagal branded energy drink. Found it in Walmart years ago.

  5. Vee says:

    That water drinks you.