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American Marauder – Zonk All Stars

Now is your chance to let everyone know that you’re a Zonk All Star Team Member. What is Zonk you ask? It’s the term used on Army Physical Fitness fields across the world (or is it?). Compared to sasquatch and other legends (because you hear about it but probably never see it in person). The Spec4 mafia know the term and maybe even tried to use it before… can you make your escape before you’re caught? Not likely… Top is watching your formation very closely from the back and will guarantee your immediate recapture. Only the ALL STARS with speed and endurance make it out alive.

www.americanmarauder.com/products/zonk-all-stars-shirt

They also have the matching mug.

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3 Responses to “American Marauder – Zonk All Stars”

  1. Jimbo says:

    Mid-90s, 3rd Brigade 101st Commanders PT. The whole Brigade was assembled including attachment Battalions. ZONK! The chaos that ensued when the Bde Cdr said that was hilarious. Good times.

  2. Weaver says:

    Heard it first in Hawaii – HHB 3/22INF, 1st BDE, 25th INF DIV, in 1990. I was a SPC.

    Heard it again at Ft Drum – HHB 3-6FA, 1st BDE, 10th MTN DIV, in 2011. I was an SFC.

    Much fun was had by all.

  3. Stefan S. says:

    The “few” times in my 24 years that Zonk was uttered, was even the guys with the “dead man walking” profiles and walking profiles hauled ass when Zonk was uttered. Classic.

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