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Sorry, But We Can’t Help You

We regularly receive emails from various people asking for information we are incapable of providing, like this one from this morning. We’ve left Justin’s name visible so that, or someone he knows, will realize that he’s not going to get the answer he seeks.

Just a note, we don’t sell anything so we can’t tell you anything about whatever it is you’re waiting on.

8 Responses to “Sorry, But We Can’t Help You”

  1. Sasquatch says:

    Justin –
    I was #4722 and mine was delivered a few days ago. Yours should be arriving any day now.

    *inset Ralph Wiggum “I’m helping” meme here*

  2. Lasse says:

    Who left their computer on for Justin to use? I’m sure if we all keep our computers locked or turn off then this wouldn’t happen.

  3. Alpha2 says:

    Grammar is a long lost art these days.

  4. D says:

    He probably got scammed by those hangitfire people ordering a toy Nerf mortar… They scammed me too Justin…lmfao