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UF PRO to Unveil Breakthrough Invisible Cloaking Pattern

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TRZIN, SLOVENIA (1 April 2019)— UF PRO® today announced it has discovered the Holy Grail of camouflage, a pattern impossible to see even when standing within arm’s length of the wearer.

The maker of advanced-technology tactical jackets, shirts, pants, hats, caps, and accessories said it plans to show off this camouflage at a private unveiling ceremony set at an undisclosed location. The company added that defence ministers and top military commanders from around the world are expected to attend for a first-hand look.

“There’s never been anything like this fully invisible camouflage because, to the human eye, there’s not anything there at all,” said a beaming Armin Wagner, head of UF PRO® product development.

“At UF PRO® we always strive to challenge the status quo,” he continued. “That’s why we decided to develop full-invisibility camouflage—and in so doing take our European and worldwide reputation as a best-in-class camouflage resource to a unique, new level. Specifically, a UF PRO® level.”

Wagner hailed the new product as a “masterpiece of invisibility.” He said the technical craftsmanship involved in its creation was unprecedented among makers of combat uniforms.

For more information about the invisibility camouflage, please watch this declassified video.

For more information about UF PRO®, its complete line of tactical gear, please go to ufpro.com.

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10 Responses to “UF PRO to Unveil Breakthrough Invisible Cloaking Pattern”

  1. Foo says:

    Sounds exactly like a Hyperstealth ad, but fully embracing that it’s a joke.

  2. the hun says:

    Sorry guys,the whole production vanished!
    Nobody knows where it is?!
    They didn`t build in the “whistlekeyresponsefinder” because they thought they had,but it was an invisible model….

  3. Steak TarTar says:

    Guy Cramer is gonna be P I S S E D

  4. SShink says:

    Sofa King we Todd id.

  5. EODMadBomb says:

    I made a uniform out of plastic wrap…almost, exactly the same as this!

  6. That is the same camouflage Joe Bidden wears at the VP mansion according to his Secret Service assignments. It really works but without “Naked Armor” (trademarked name) you are really letting it hang out there and are truly exposed.

  7. the hun says:

    @EODMadBomb:
    I know exactly what youre thinking of
    Zorbs!
    The invisible tactical Version! Top SECRET!

  8. Chuck says:

    Woke up this morning and discovered I already owned a set.