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You Guys!

Okay, which one of you guys is “Ron Oates?”

But seriously. “Ron” we don’t sell ANYTHING. That might be why you can’t find any prices.

29 Responses to “You Guys!”

  1. Not Ron says:

    Yeah, but how much really though? I can’t view my cart either.

  2. I’m The Real Ron Oates says:

    I was actually asking for a friend!

  3. Jk says:

    Once you find out, send grids.. ski masks and bats will follow

  4. 6.8 pumper says:

    Ok, got it.

    But…WHAT IT COST SSD?

  5. angry mike says:

    Is there a discount code for that?

  6. Travis Gray says:

    These threads always crack me up! But seriously, where’s the price list!?

  7. Ex Coelis says:

    Pillock of the Year…

  8. Al says:

    Instead of jerking us around and making fun of patriots like Ron, why don’t you just give us the f*ing price list! Make SSD great again!

  9. PTMcCain says:

    He is NOT wasting any more of his time! We’ve been warned.

  10. Joe says:

    “It’s not for sale.”

    Time to uparmor the puppy, SSD, Ron Oatesovitch doesn’t know what you did before retirement…

  11. Just me says:

    You ship Ital?

  12. Ron Oates says:

    I am Ron Oates, and I do not appreciate such sass. It is unethical for you to constantly show us such excellent products but make it so difficult for us to buy from your site. Terrible site design and market engagement. I don’t know how you stay in business. Your sales must be very low.

  13. Mike Nomad says:

    How about…

    Ron,

    What we sell here at Soldier Systems is Piece Of Mind. You don’t see any prices attached, as currently it is indeed a priceless commodity.

    Merry Christmas,

    [signed]

  14. Biblicalviolence says:

    So THAT’S why I can’t find the “add to cart” button! It all makes sense now!!

  15. JustTheGreenTip says:

    That’s not how this works…that’s not how ANY of this works!

  16. PNWTO says:

    Ron sounds like the kind of jackass to comment on a company’s social media page with dumb shit like “how much” and “where can I buy?”

    Haze yourself, Ronny.

  17. RonOats2020 says:

    We are all Ron Oats.

  18. Philip says:

    What’s really disheartening is these people reproduce and their votes count the same as yours.

    • Ron Oates, Jr. says:

      My father and I are Chicago Democrats, so we get to vote as many times as we want!!!

  19. corsair says:

    Ron just discovered the interwebs

  20. AbnMedOps says:

    Do you offer a military discount?

  21. Hubb says:

    Customer service is dead! You just lost my business…I’m gonna check out Amazon instead.

  22. RB1 says:

    Stop advertising stuff when you don’t sell it!!! That’s not da way to ran a business.

  23. Rich says:

    Man, he was really feeling his oats that day.

  24. John B. says:

    How much for the women? Your two daughters, the little girl. Sell them to me! Sell me your children!