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That’s a Cool Shirt

Tuesday, October 7th, 2014


I had to laugh. Coming soon from Double Tap Surplus.

Right! Sergeant Major, Marchin’ Up and Down the Square

Sunday, October 5th, 2014

It’s been one of those weeks, time for a little entertainment.

SERGEANT MAJOR: Don’t stand there gawping like you’ve never seen the Hand of God before! Now, today, we’re going to do marching up and down the square! That is, unless any of you got anything better to do. Well?! Anyone got anything they’d rather be doing than marching up and down the square?! Yes?! Atkinson. What would you… rather be doing, Atkinson?

ATKINSON: Well, to be quite honest, Sarge, I’d… rather be at home with the wife and kids.

SERGEANT MAJOR: Would you, now?!

ATKINSON: Yes, Sarge.

SERGEANT MAJOR: Right! Off you go! Now, everybody else happy with my little plan… of marching up and down the square a bit?

COLES: Sarge!


COLES: I’ve got a book I’d quite like to read.

SERGEANT MAJOR: Right! You go read your book, then! Now! Everybody else… quite content to join in… with my little scheme of marching up and down the square?!

WYCLIF: Sarge?

SERGEANT MAJOR: Yes, Wyclif?! What is it?!

WYCLIF: Well, I’m, uh, learning the piano.

SERGEANT MAJOR: Learning the piano?!

WYCLIF: Yes, Sarge.

SERGEANT MAJOR: And I suppose you want to go and practice, eh? Marching up and down the square not good enough for you, eh?!

WYCLIF: Well,–

SERGEANT MAJOR: Right! Off you go!


SERGEANT MAJOR: Now! What about the rest of you? Rather be at the pictures, I suppose.

SQUAD: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ooh, yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Right.

SERGEANT MAJOR: All right! Off you go!

SQUAD: Oh. Ooh. Great. That’s great. What a day. I want to see the Merle Oberon picture. Eh hehheh.

SERGEANT MAJOR: Bloody army! I don’t know what it’s coming to. Right! Sergeant Major, marching up and down the square. Left, right, left. Left…

NARRATOR #1: Democracy and humanitarianism have always been trademarks of the British Army…


NARRATOR #1: Shh! …And have stamped its triumph throughout history, in the furthest-flung corners of the Empire,…
…but, no matter where or when there was fighting to be done,…
[patriotic music]
…it has always been the calm leadership of the Officer class that has made the British Army what it is.

Hot Shots Calendar 2015 – Behind the Scenes

Sunday, October 5th, 2014

Check out this behind the scenes video from the 2015 Hot Shots Calendar photo shoot. The 2015 photo shoot took place in Salt Lake City, Utah, and featured a mix of veteran Hot Shots girls and newcomers.

You can get your Hot Shots 2015 calendar at

Violent Little Machine Shop – Creasy Bear Blackout Patch

Saturday, October 4th, 2014

Creasy Bear Blackout Patches

Violent Little Machine Shop has just released a Blackout variant of their popular Creasy Bear patch. It uses two different shades of black to give it a subtle contrast, and comes packaged with an art card. PVC and Velcro backed.

Creasy Bear Blackout Patch 2

Additionally, Soldier Systems Daily readers receive free US shipping by using the coupon code soldiersystems at checkout.

Advanced Armament Corp – Aaron Patrick

Tuesday, September 30th, 2014

Advanced Armament Corp recently took Aaron Patrick, a young man with Encephalomalacia – a condition which causes him to be legally blind as well as limit his fine motor skills – on a feral hog hunt in Florida. They released this video, which details the hunt as well as Aaron’s experiences.

Get Your SilencerCo Merch

Monday, September 29th, 2014

Now you don’t have to live in a Class III state to own something from SilencerCo.


TYR Tactical – NGW Bowl Behind The Scenes

Monday, September 29th, 2014

TYR Tactical has released this behind the scenes footage from their NGW (Next Generation Warrior) Bowl shoot day.

Stay tuned for the big promotional release this coming Wednesday.

‘Commando’ Was On Last Night

Friday, September 26th, 2014

Violent Little Machine Shop – Violent Little Fall Collection

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2014

Fall Collection Patch Group

Violent Little Machine Shop has partnered up with military artist Joshua Johnson to produce the Violent Little Fall Collection, a 3-patch series of military-inspired pinup girls.

Combat Pinup Girls Patches

The collection consists of:

Betty Bombs
Betty Bombs Patch with Card

Combat Carla
Combat Carla Patch with Card

Mary Moneyshot
Mary Moneyshot Patch and Card

Each patch comes with a commemorative postcard with a love note on the back.

Additionally, all SSD readers can take advantage of a special deal: receive free US shipping with your order by using the coupon code soldiersystems at checkout.

FlexSystems – Why Did Chinook & Impact Weapons Go USA Made?

Friday, September 19th, 2014