FN Herstal

Archive for the ‘WTF?’ Category

Yes, We Have No Bananas

Sunday, September 8th, 2019

Not only do we have no bananas, we don’t have any Hoka boots either.

We’ve been getting a lot of inquiries like this lately, so apparently it’s time to once again remind you that we don’t sell anything.

See that long list of advertisers over there on the right? ======>

They sell stuff. Go check them out.

You Aren’t The Only One Who Can See How Many Rounds You Have In A Translucent Magazine

Sunday, July 28th, 2019

Received this observation from an SSD reader.

img_3062.png

Hi; I been monitoring your website for years.
I thought you may like to see this. More than 700 comments and not one about the fact that the magazine is empty…
Nothing is dumber than an empty translucent magazine.

I had to scratch my head as to where this image had shown up. And then I looked at the rest of the images.

And now for the rest of the story…

What say you?

Screenshots used for illustrative purposes only.

Feats Of Strength

Tuesday, May 28th, 2019

The Shoes Just Set The Whole Thing Off

Sunday, May 12th, 2019

This 1970s-era image is of a Swedish police officer equipped with experimental body armor, helmet, and Carl Gustav SMG.

Someone Is Having A Bad Day

Friday, May 3rd, 2019

This image recently surfaced on Facebook’s US Army WTF Moments. Naturally, snarky comments ensued.

I however, blame this Soldier’s leadership.

SOCOM Announces New MRE Menu

Thursday, April 18th, 2019

As Seen On Facebook

Tuesday, January 8th, 2019

www.etsy.com/shop/BootlegBazaar

Sorry, But We Can’t Help You

Saturday, December 8th, 2018

We regularly receive emails from various people asking for information we are incapable of providing, like this one from this morning. We’ve left Justin’s name visible so that, or someone he knows, will realize that he’s not going to get the answer he seeks.

Just a note, we don’t sell anything so we can’t tell you anything about whatever it is you’re waiting on.