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LBE for the Tactical Professional’s Adult Beverages

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

It may not be the latest and greatest from Blue Force Gear, S.O. Tech, Blackheart, Mayflower, Agilite, Tyr or any of the other high speed, low drag manufacturers, but this new piece of kit may be good to go anyway. It certainly meets a need otherwise largely unmet in the tactical equipment industry—you can go to any one of a hundred different sites if you want a modular M4/AR15 magazine pouch, or visit your choice of at least as many places to pick up a 3-day assault pack or modular ruck.

That’s fine if you need kitted out to go kinetic. Where do you go to get jocked up for a dining out, team/platoon bbq or bachelor party?

After 5, apparently, or Urban Outfitters, or possibly Anvil Custom Leather, that’s where.

After 5 offers what thy call the Take-a-Shot Booze Belt—two holsters (sorry, neither SERPA nor Safariland SLS compatible) for bottles and six molded slots for your ammunition (shot-shell shotglasses included with the belt). It is made in the USA with 600 denier fabric, nylon webbing and molded foam. Apparently the holster and ammo can be adjusted as desired. Unknown whether it can be custom ordered with MOLLE attachments or not. The base price for this adult beverage LBE is $89.99…a little pricey for someone in the lower E-numbers, but not too much if you’re coming back from a tax exclusion zone in the AOR (or looking to get a present to welcome someone back from there).

This Next has one similar, but in bandoleer mode:

Other options, which we find far superior to the classic beer-can holding ball cap, include the 6-beer beer bottle belt from Urban Outfitters:

Or, for occasions that call for a dressier look (though not mess dress) the black leather whiske
y bottle holster from Anvil (also available in brown and “dirty leather”, which is perhaps more suitable for some civilian LE uniforms).

To date none of the above have been offered in Multi-Cam, A-TAC or any of the other progressive camouflage designs (we were really hoping for SURPAT) but don’t let that stop you from picking one up. Black goes with just about any camo there is and there’s always the patrol-ready beer can belt from DrinkingStuff.com, which can be rigged up with some modifications below your IBA or other armor (and is available in standard woodland camo). We don’t advise using the ones that carry glass containers if you’re in the field. Those should be reserved strictly for garrison use.

If you have any ideas for us to review, drop us a line at BreachBangClear.com or FaceBook.com/MadDuo; unless you’re going to complain about our opinions, writing style or philosophy in which case don’t bother. We just got in a brand new Rifleman’s Tool (very nice) and are still hoping to get a look at the Umbrella Corporation’s NFDD but as yet no firm word on the latter. MAD DUO OUT!

This May Take You Back

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

Your New Desert Ghillie Suit – Looks Like You Are Doing It Wrong

Sunday, August 8th, 2010

Thanks to US PALM for the laugh.

G4TV Covers the Oklahoma Full Auto Shoot

Sunday, July 25th, 2010

Attack of the Show’s Sara Jean Underwood covers the Oklahoma Full Auto Shoot & Trade Show. Yes, things explode. Think of it as entertainment.

Video GameE3 2011AOTS Exclusive

Stuff We Didn’t Write About

Saturday, July 24th, 2010

This week, we ran across a few things that we just didn’t get around to discussing. Enjoy.

13 Ridiculously Tactical Items

13 More Ridiculously Tactical Items

Report Blasts Military for Not Being Nuke Proof

The Next Generation of Nerf Gun

Thank You Maxim

Sunday, July 18th, 2010

Israeli Soldiers in a Different Light

Sunday, July 11th, 2010

We’ve shown you Israeli troops dancing a jig, but now we have something altogether different. Israeli Air Force Veteran Rachel Papo presents a web based version of her portfolio titled under her Serial No. 3817131. Her photos have a personal quality, giving the viewer a glimpse of life in the IDF through the eyes of a female Soldier.

www.serialno3817131.com

Can’t Win for Losing

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

First the Israelis are criticized for being too heavy handed in their enforcement of the embargo on the Gaza Strip. Now, a squad of Israeli Soldiers on patrol in Hebron decided to cut loose and entertain the locals. Unfortunately for them, the stunt raised the ire of their superiors. With the recent rash of military prank videos one thing is for sure, they aren’t going away.

Why Didn’t We Think of That?

Sunday, June 27th, 2010

Every once in awhile we run across a couple of pictures that make us wonder what it would be like to serve in a foreign Army. This time it’s the Israelis that have us fantasizing, er, we meant wondering.

The Chinese Entrenching Tool

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

This may prove to be the most entertaining 8:46 of your life, or the most terrifying if you consider the Chinese hoard all armed to the teeth with these shovels. It slices, it dices, it juliennes. Truth be told, a couple of the features such as the “scissor” and nail puller are pretty cool, but music and effects make this one worth the price of admission. Make sure you stay long enough to see the entrenching tool museum.

Micro Mortar

Monday, May 10th, 2010

I deign to call it mini as it’s so small, and while the video description calls it a “cannon” it’s really a mortar. At any rate, hope this brings some lightheartedness to your Monday afternoon.

Always Bring Protection

Sunday, May 2nd, 2010

In honor of our 1500th post, we thought we’d do something a little different; make you laugh. Yep, that’s right…1500 posts. In two years we’ve missed publishing one day, and that was a Saturday in order to attend a family reunion. Pretty good track record. This website is the real deal, not some hobbyist copy-cat site set up in order to get free stuff, and we don’t sell useless subscription services for non-existent “insider” content. Every reader gets access to the same stories. So support our sponsors, because they make this experience possible for you.

So without further ado….there’s no nudity or vulgarity here but considering how PC the workplace can be these days we are labeling this NOT Safe For Work. If you are dead set on seeing the gag then click here.

The Zombie Combat Manual: A Guide to Fighting the Living Dead

Saturday, May 1st, 2010

The Zombie Combat Manual

Nothing like a horde of zombies hungering for brainz to get the old blood pumping. Recently released, “The Zombie Combat Manual” is just the thing to impart the skills needed to take Zed on with just your bare hands or improvised weapons.

During a zombie outbreak, 98% of individuals will have to destroy an undead opponent without the aid of a firearm. Will you be ready?

“The Zombie Combat Manual” is available from amazon.com.

Stuff We Didn’t Write About

Saturday, May 1st, 2010

This week’s winners are:

We Have Met the Enemy and He Is PowerPoint

Redesign the Air Force’s Craptastic Cyber Warrior Badge
The Post-it Rifle
Danes Upgrade Carbines
Feds Shame Clothier For Cheap Blog Bribes – See here for context
Military Wants to Super-Charge Troop Smarts

Nerf Mk 19

Sunday, April 25th, 2010

This Nerf version of the Mk 19 AGL took an astonishing 4-1/2 years to build. Powered by compressed air the gun by itself weighs 45 pounds and with the box, belt, battery, and air tanks is comes in at over 100.

US Cav Introduces the BEER Back

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

For times when discretion is the better part of valor, US Cav is proud to introduce the new BEER Back.

Their literature pretty much sums it all up in this one sentence, “Have you ever thought to yourself, “Man, I could really use a drink, right now?” If so then the BEER Back is for you! That’s right, a totally self contained personal, hands-free alcohol dispensing unit that allows you to have cold, crisp, refreshing beer – anywhere you go.

Don’t forget the larger Keg Back for those Squad outings! Order now and receive a free chicken wings fanny pack.

Kick Some Ass with a Rolled Up Magazine

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

If you are a fan of our WTF? series of articles then this one is for you. We think we have identified the mother of all WTF?’s and all future articles will be judged against this one. This is awesome!

Professor Ronald Duncan is providing instruction in the art of Hoda Korosu; the art of improvised weaponry. I was actually quite pleased to see this since I have been telling my kids since they were little that you could turn anything into a weapon. I don’t think they really ever believed me until now.

Ever get your ass kicked with a rolled up magazine? Well be careful with this information. It can be dangerous. Seriously, someone (yes it was one of those doubting Thomas children of mine) almost put my eye out earlier. If you do put your eye out, (or anything else) remember, we warned you.

Finally, I gotta say, seeing this guy I immediately think of Pootie Tang and the belt.

Thodio abox

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

We ran across this one on Gizmodo. It’s a speaker system mounted in a .50 ammo box. The speakers light up and it’s lined with vibration dampening material to ensure clear sound. It is iPod ready and integrates a rechargeable battery so that it is self-contained. I mean at 350 euros (Kevlar speakers 475 euros) it’s a real steal right?

Thodio abox

Visit www.thodio.nl.

Drop That Hookah Pipe

Friday, February 26th, 2010

Hookah BagNormally, I am pretty unimpressed with knockoffs in industry. However, this one came straight from the company being ripped off. Apparently, there is a company named Zenobia selling hookah pipes, in Iraq. Pursuant to this enterprise they are selling a “hookah pipe carrier” that bears a strong resemblance to the SOTech Go Bag. Maybe we’ve stumbled on to the Iraqi version of the violin Case. I can hear the conversation at the checkpoint now, “Of course that’s not a Krinkov in my bag, it’s my hookah pipe silly.” If you want a real SOTech Go Bag, visit www.specopstech.com.

Demeritwear

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

If you were like me you were in the Scouts as a kid and [art of the deal was earning merit badges.

Demeritwear has come up with a collection of badges to poke some fun at the lighter moments in life. I like quite a few of them but I have decided to share three with you that could very easily be handed out to the team Schleprock* every time he has an ‘incident’.

Deer in the HeadlightsLostStupid Oughta Hurt

Demerit Badges can be purchased individually or pre-sewn to hats and shirts.

Schleprock – The guy stuff always happens to. Whether breaking the seemingly unbreakable, getting into inexplicable accidents, or being regularly stabbed by the psycho ex-girlfriend he is…Schleprock.

Tactical Bacon

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

You read that right, Tactical Bacon. Think about it. It’s sheer genius. I can’t think of much better than bacon, except maybe tactical bacon. Mmmmmm.

Tactical Bacon

It comes already cooked in a can from the masterminds at CMMG and boasts a 10 year shelf life. Get yours today before it’s all gone.

UPDATE: Tactical Pants Blog has some cool video detailing the tactical Bacon experience.

The NSFW Video that Took SHOT Show by Storm

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

There are some ‘adult’ subtitles in this piece entitled, “Hitler finds out how much the new Bushmaster ACR will cost.” Pure comic genius.

Watch NSFW video here.

Oh the Irony

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

This has been an ironic week. First I got an email from a serving SF officer complaining about the Velcro all over the ACU. Nothing against his comments, it’s just ironic is all. Next, the Brits adopt a MultiCam offshoot called Multi-Terrain pattern. Immediately the Americans begin crying in their beer over the UK’s fortune and the Tommies start whinging that they adopted it. It seems their complaint is that they have more important things to spend money on than “Gucci” kit. Simply amazing. Who’s the spoiled brat then?

My final ironic moment was that as a rule, the Brits seemed surprised that their combat uniforms are made in China. Complain as we may about Berry, at least we know where our uniforms are made.

a ‘Real’ M-41A Pulse Rifle

Friday, December 25th, 2009

Got a Xenomorph problem? Then here’s the answer; modeled to look like the M-41A Pulse Rifle from the movie “Aliens” is the MAX-41A. Composed of a SWD M-11/9 submachine gun and a Remington 870 short barreled shotgun, it holds 50 9mm rounds via a Sumoi “Coffin” magazine and three 12 gauge, 2-3/4″ shells. That’s two in the magazine and one in the chamber. The MAX-41A also includes a red dot sight and digital shot counter, both of which power on with insertion of the magazine, as well as a collapsible stock.

A Camo House?

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Yes, a camo house; urban camo, naturally. Ok, so it’s supposed to be UCP, but their colors are a bit off.

Urban Camo House

The website “Apartment Therapy” recently featured this find in Austin, Texas. I wonder if UCP would blend in.

Thanks to StrikeHold! for the find.