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Introducing Violent Little Greeting Cards

Saturday, June 3rd, 2017

Somewhere in the mountains of Ketchum, Idaho, Violent Little Machine Shop is kind of pleased to announce their new business line: Violent Little Greeting Cards, which will be geared towards the military, tactical, and general scallywag communities. Finally, there are cards for the relationships you always wanted but could just never muster up the courage to develop on your own. We’ll help you get there…

The initial line consists of 13 painstakingly-designed cards to suit a variety of scenarios. All are printed in the United States of America on tastefully thick 14 pt. premium paper that just wants to caress the ink into a masterpiece of bullshit. Newly dubbed CEO, Oscar Sanchez, was excited about the new line: “I’m really not too sure about this new card thing. Honestly, it’s been kind of tough to get on board with the “vision”, but I’ve also got a boss… so it’s not like I’ve got a choice in the matter. I’ll push what he tells me to push.” He added, “I guess my head’s on the chopping block… I feel like I’m kind of in a “no win” situation, but oh well. I’ll start polishing up my resume. Anybody know if Black Rifle Coffee is hiring? I hear Stratton Oakmont has some good benefits.”

Violent Little Greeting Cards are the perfect way to tell your best friend to “fuck off”, make Mom feel kind of special on her special day, or just as a general “hello” to that fake friend you haven’t talked to since High School graduation that wrote “Seniors are the Best” in your yearbook and then you bumped into him at the Chik-fil-A he was assistant-managing and you felt guilty because you’re now a big time boss-hawg.

To order, go to violentlittle.com. Notes of “well wishes” can be sent to info@violentlittle.com.

TacJobs – Violent Little Machine Shop Seeks Warehouse Manager

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2017

We’re hiring for a new Warehouse Manager at our shop in Sun Valley, ID. It’s a jack-of-all-trades position. Chief duties include staying on top of inventory levels, fulfilling orders, running manufacturing equipment, drinking beer with us, implementing the terrorist attack emergency plan for the shop, taking care of business, crushing it, going on gambling trips to border towns in Nevada, slaying dragons, taking out the trash, keeping the riff raff out, thinking up f-ed up sh*t, serving as an official mascot, and all sorts of other stuff. This is a serious position. Attention to detail is a must. We’d love to find someone within our own community. Veterans are highly encouraged to apply. Email a resume and a meaningful cover letter to yanne@violentlittle.com.

VLMS – “People To Kill” Notebook 3-Pack

Wednesday, December 28th, 2016

What with SHOT Show, just around the corner, a pocket sized notebook is always handy to whip out during meeting to jot a few lines.

At 5.5″ x 3.5″ this is a smaller version of Violent Little Machine Shop’s popular “People To Kill” hardbacked notebook. These 40-page gems are lined, memo style and come in packs of three.


Violent Little Machine Shop – Every State in Thin Blue Line Patch Series

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2016

Violent Little Machine Shop took Thin Blue Line morale patches to the next level, and created a Thin Blue Line patch for every one of the 50 states that make up the USA. Vermont? Check. Delaware? Absolutely. Hawaii? You bettcha! All US states, Alabama through Wyoming, are fully represented in this patch set in glorious PVC, Velcro-backed, either 3″ tall or 3″ wide. The initial order consisted of 7800 individual patches, so there’s plenty to go around.


To drive the point home, here’s SSD’s current state of headquarters: Virginia. You can get your state of residence direct from VLMS, or if you’re feeling particularly supportive you can buy a set consisting of all 50 patches. $50 of each set sold will be donated to The Fraternal Order of Police – Treasure Valley to help support the recovery of two local officers, one in critical condition, and a K9 that were shot in VLMS’ home state of Idaho on November 11th.


Violent Little Machine Shop – “Mom, The Meatloaf” Patch Set

Friday, October 21st, 2016

Available now. In case you don’t get the reference, go watch “The Wedding Crashers”.


Little Bag Of Violence Subscriptions Now Open

Thursday, September 29th, 2016

Violent Little Machine Shop just opened up subscriptions for October’s Little Bag of Violence. Only 100 new subscriptions are available this month. This upcoming month’s box is killer, it’s “Hell In A Hand Basket”. They tell me this new shirt is their favorite that they’ve ever done.

In case you were wondering about the contests of the bag, this link will detail what was in September’s bag seen above. www.violentlittle.com/blogs/news/little-bag-of-violence-september

Still $30 with Free US Shipping.


Violent Little Machine Shop – Flammenwerfer T-Shirt

Friday, September 2nd, 2016

Several of my friends asked me where I got my cool Flammenwerfer T-shirt. When I replied that it came in my last Little Box of Violence they were dejected to a man, because they weren’t subscribers. Lucky for them, VLMS has decided to offer it to the masses.

Light ’em up!


Violent Little Machine Shop – Introducing the new Little Bag of Violence

Wednesday, August 31st, 2016

I enjoyed VLMS’s Little Box of Violence for several months, but it is no more. The Little Box of Violence is Dead, long live the Little Bag of Violence!

Dear People of Violence,

The Little Box of Violence just got a whole lot more affordable! Its now $30.00 with Free US Shipping! We’re renaming it to the Little BAG of Violence since its now in a bag to save on weight so it doesn’t have to go Priority anymore. The first BAG will ship on September 12th…and its a beaut if you like the seedy underbelly of Vietnam…and also hate people that park like assholes (ok, no more hints). We’ve refined the offering to give the majority of you what you liked best, exclusive, limited edition patches and shirts…with a twist of bullshit. We cut out all the bullshit people didn’t want. Only about 50 new signups available!

Exclusive Shirt + Exclusive Patch + Small Mystery Item = $30 with FREE SHIPPING!

September’s Theme: Me Love You Long Time

The new bag features a limited edition and exclusive-to-bag-subscribers T-shirt & Patch, plus a mystery item that will most likely get you arrested, or heavily fined for using it (but not illegal to possess).

Email us at info@violentlittle.com if you have any questions about the new program.


–Violent Little

How It Works:
Bills you $30.00 on the 1st of every month.
Bags will ship around the 10th of each month.

Cancel anytime prior to the 1st of every month, no bullshit, super easy.
Guarantee: Send your shit back for a refund if you don’t like it.

Current subscribers to the Little Box of Violence needn’t do anything, you will be switched to the lower plan automatically. ONLY ABOUT 50 NEW SUBSCRIPTIONS AVAILABLE.