Smith Elite is giving away a Boogie Regulator+Strap Kit to a witty SSD reader. We’re looking for a caption for the USAF photo.
To enter for your chance to win:
In the comments section of THIS article on SSD (and nowhere else) caption this photo. Remember, post in comments section of THIS article on SSD. The best caption by vote of staff wins.
Contest ends at 2359Z on New Year’s Day, 1 January, 2013.
One caption per entry but enter as often as you’d like.
Use any nom de guerre you desire but use your real email address as we will use it to contact the winners to request your shipping address.
Unclaimed prizes will be redistributed.
Void Where prohibited.
Good luck and Happy New Year from Smith Optics Elite Division and SSD!
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“ouch, you’re pinching my testicle, move quick”
“we need to change positions, this rear entry is for the birds”
Hey, look on the bright side, at least we’re not wearing Oakley’s
goin hot!
“Yes, I think technically you would be considered the caboose”
“Not to be inappropriate, but I’m really glad you’re not a dude”
“Hold on a sec, EXPLAIN to me why paper beats rock?”
Not the best time to tell your buddy that you’ve started dating his sister
“No, I won’t have a staring contest with you right now”
“So Steve…I was watching ‘Brokeback Mountain’ last night and…..”
“There’s the usual way to get to work, and then there’s this”
“A job where eye-pro’s required, along with brass ones…”
“Look mom! No Hands!”
It’s not gay if you don’t make eye contact
This is why we need don’t ask don’t tell
69 your doing it wrong
“why a wedgy right now”
Caption: “Sgt. Torres always used the worst pick-up lines, but they always worked.”
I don’t need the froggles, I’ve got some. Buy quality,… and look good in the process. I’m a Smith Elite user for life. (I really love Smith because they care about dudes with big heads.)
Keep it up guys. See you at SHOT. Do you know your booth number yet?
SHOT SHOW BOOTH 7310
“grrr the one day I choose to where my Soldier Systems thong”
“John stop poking me damnit”
“The concept of tactical spooning never really left the ground.”
Chairs? Where we’re going we don’t need chairs!
And you said, it was windy at your work today.
The kite rally was all fun and games, until the USAF arrived to show off….
“The Mile High Club sure has changed since my day.”
“i forgot the penetrator, but you can sit on my lap if you want…”
Honestly. Does this harness make me look fat?
Going to extremes to give a buddy a lift
Hoist me up Scotty.
Kama Sutra…PJ style!!!
Truck Nutz. Now for HH-60s and apparently PJs
Them PJs sure have big brass ones. They create their own gravitational pull.
HBJJ Helicopter Barazilian Jiu Jitsu…….take it to the next level!
“Roads……. Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!”
Whadda’ ya mean, No weapons!
Is this the right airline? I think the hoist is on the wrong side!
“Tactical Scissoring” When you absolutely, positively have to get it up!
Now you’re SURE you rigged this right..?
Male nurse
“We are so screwed if we dont put on our reflective belt before the C.O. sees us”
New aerial operations shooting position – Missionary prone
Thunderbuddies for life!
“Pick up lines, not just for bars”
“Nobody said you have to enjoy the ride up…”
“If you two don’t stop arguing I’m turning this thing around!”
It’s O.K., we are from the government.
“This ma-gic momennnnt………”
Hey! Next time I’m riding shotgun, you’re riding b*tch…!
Hey, Your not my girlfriend!
It’s too late to say your sorry!
The stewardess said, “Only one carry-on per person.” I said, “Sure, I’ll play your game.”