After the Team Wendy affair we realized that many savvy consumers of tactical gear are looking for products from manufacturers who are ideologically pure. Answering this call, we’ve created a new standard, a symbol of excellence named the “Thulsa Doom Seal Of Approval.”
Standards to qualify are high. A manufacturer must show that they and their employees have never hosted or attended a political rally for a Democrat or donated time or money to a Democrat or liberal politician, or cause. Companies must also attest that they vote party ticket Republican in all political races (Donations or voting for RINOs may be approved on a case by case basis). They must also provide documentation that their suppliers meet all of the same standards.
Additionally, in order to affix this mark of distinction to their products a company must prove that they make all of their products in the USA using US materials and US labor. What’s more, they cannot use any materials, products or equipment in their business that is made overseas or by a company that supports Democrats or liberal/leftist causes.
It’s a tough standard to meet, but those that do will be able to affix the approval of Thulsa Doom with pride on their products.
I note that there is no requirement for this ideologically pure equipment to be of even passingly decent quality.
I think that is totally appropriate, given the behaviors of those who value ideology uber alles.
You’re picking up what I’m putting down.
I’m not even sure if I can read this post, until I’m confident that soldiersystems.net is hosted on domestic servers, running only American Made microprocessors (and all other server components, of course) maintained by English speaking technicians who say the Pledge of Allegiance before every reboot.
Solderiersystems, are you prepared to certify and document that your website lives up to the exacting standards of the Thulsa Doom Seal Of Approval? Can I be confident that this site is maintained by programmers drinking only 100% American grown coffee?
well done Jason
We only drink rainwater and grain alcohol.
XD
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids
I literally just did a spit take reading this.
*pure* grain alcohol SSD, pure grain alcohol.
Pure *Made in ‘Merica* grain alcohol, I assume that was an oversight on your part, sir.
There is no other kind. We export grain.
Not Exactly:
http://www.ers.usda.gov/topics/crops/wheat/trade.aspx
“U.S. imports of wheat grain, mostly from Canada, are small (2-3 million metric tons), but have grown from less than a 100,000 metric tons in the 1970s to an average of 2.5 million metric tons over the last 10 years.”
Never, ever let facts get in the way of a good sound bite.
Harvested by American workers, using American made equipment (made by American workers), and distilled in an American distillery using only all American made equipment, American water, heated by American gas and/or oil and made, worked on, and maintained by American workers.
And those English speaking Technicians better be reciting the original version of the pledge.
Awesome! Are there going to be patches?
Know of any patch manufacturers that meet these strict standards?
Yes. There will be stickers and patches. Stay tuned.
But where will they be made, and by which company? Will the decals and patches also bear the seal (in addition to the seal)?
The riddle of steel is not one for ordinary minds.
These will.be made by the monkey of milspec
Pantel Tactical
I look forward to making future purchases with the “TD” seal of approval.
The Riddle of Steel
Our company would be a shoe-in, with a few exceptions:
1. I don’t know that all our supplies meet this high standard. This one alone could a killer for almost everyone.
2. I don’t vote party ticket Republican – so many Republican candidates could just as easily be on the Democrat ticket, and the GOP has proven they really aren’t that interested in what their voters want. Too often, the GOP is too liberal for us and most of our contractors.
3. Some of our tools are made overseas. Use computers or phones in your business? Yeah, you’ve got to be a blacksmith or something to meet this requirement.
This requirement is not really consistent with capitalism.
Otherwise, I like the idea. Though I don’t get the logo.
Would you prefer a picture of Zoolander?
How about a seal that just verifies a company as not actively legitimizing a clear enemy of the Constitution? That’s a high enough standard for me. No, really.
We are so totally Weimar Republic’ing it up here.
You’re not intellectually pure enough. That’s the problem with you lot. The mob wants conformity. The mob wants blood. Submit to the will of the mob.
Having a sense of humor I think it’s quite funny.
As for Team Wendy-gate, it’s their company, let them decide how they want to run it. They have free will to follow their own star just as much as their customers.
WHAT? Allowing people independent thought and the freedom to choose heir own paths? HERESY.
It’s not a gate.
Purging is at last at hand. Day of Doom is here. All that is evil, all their allies; your parents, your leaders, those who would call themselves your judges; those who have lied and corrupted the Earth, they shall all be cleansed.
I can HEAR James Earl Jones in my head now. Thanks.
I flew through Chinese airspace once. Are products I make still elligible for the seal?
Yes, but you must submit to quarterly screenings to ensure there are no indications of socialist leanings.
Should at any point you allow your employees to unionize, you will be expected to personally remove the seal from every product your company has ever sold.
Being British I feel left out… and not outraged enough to make the cut
You spell “Armour” with a “U”, which automatically makes you suspect. That’s some commie spelling there. Show us your true ColoUrs!
Get the pitchforks!
Considering that the congressional ‘Gang of Eight’, which included not only democrats but republicans had advance knowledge of the arms selling to terrorists that became Operation Zero Footprint (Benghazi), I really don’t know which politician will seek to screw over the lives of every American citizens in their ruthless desire for their either sociopathic or psychopathic tendacies(I’m too mad to care about specifics).
Sometimes inaction is the better defense of liberty. As in NOT selling brand spanking new Stinger missles to an Al-Qaeda offshoot. Ones that have already been used to kill probably some of the bravest Americans in history.
I’m doing a write in for Gen. James Mattis. In comparison to the trash that’s on the ballot I know he can lead, command, discipline, and do it intelligently.
You are so off topic as to be annoying.
Seriously Debby Downer? You are completely missing the point here. Go find crank that shit out on Facebook.
Please share all applications you get for TD SOA, cause it would be nice to know what companies are ran by complete idiots
nice one, always need to have a good laugh.
as a german it doesnt realy affect me but if this would be serious say goodbye to almost al guns, gear, flashlights ext. most production mashines are made in japan or germany.
maby make an exeption for allied countries. that would help alot
Yep: https://store.itstactical.com/its-you-never-go-full-retard-morale-patch.html
http://img09.deviantart.net/cf10/i/2015/222/c/0/thulsa_doom_2016_ad_by_ironheart_artisans-d953gm0.jpg
So, will this be a self-certification deal? Or approved testing house verification?
I’d hate to spend the next few decades developing all the technologies to run my business alone, alienating anyone in the population who may stray from the righteous republican path, without understanding the certification process…
sigh.
I know that there are many of me out there. We tend to be very quiet. Democrats & Independents that tend to vote Democrat, that enjoy the use of firearms whether for sporting reasons or hunting.
I make a concerted effort to bring non-shooting Democrats to the range so that they can experience the fun that is safe shooting and understand that its like any other sport that requires practice, learning, and discipline. 9 times out of 10, they enjoy it and want to participate further.
I am also a member of my states pro-gun lobby, donate to the NRA, and write to my states Democratic senators and statesman when they attempt to create misguided firearm laws.
If we can somehow prevent this from going the route of US vs THEM, we can probably make better grounds in preventing our rights from getting eroded.
I voted for Bill his first run so I am out BUT….can I slip you, I mean can I “donate” $500 to your “foundation” and you give me, I mean allow me to then “earn” the seal?
eBay has fast tracked many people through SFAS and RASP, why should the TDSOA be any different.
Keep calm and return the donations?
Make fun all you want but if ones business suffers or goes down the toilette then who is laughing? Team Wendy supporting HRC when their core customer base is anti-liberal/democrat is like a country music star burning the American flag onstage. It’s a career killer. I understand playing both sides of the aisle for business but they should have stayed under the radar. Can’t teach common sense.
Common sense should tell you that you are being a bit melodramatic there sunshine. The lady does protest too much, me thinks.
Instead, expose your life to the mob so we can test your purity. Confess your transgressions. Deny your indulgences of all things foreign and liberal. Come back into the embrace of the mob, but hurry, lest we change our minds and turn on you for something new.
Melodramatic? Project much? This is a valid response to a group-think post.
This is a picture perfect way to dull the edge of the knife that has cut so deeply (<—- THAT is melodrama).
TW is gonna take the big green weenie and that is fact. Make all the Thusla Doom jokes you want, doesn't negate the fact that the evidence supports grand support for an enemy of the state. It just depends on your view of what the state IS.
I’d say that this entire story is in response to group-think, but you can’t identify the irony. There’s this mob running around trying to hurt a business because they don’t like the owner’s politics. I see this story as a way to look at how boorish the situation is. If you’re going to start fretting over ideology, why not take it all the way? Otherwise, you’re just a hypocrite.
Yep, you got me, I’m a hypocrite. I’m ordering a Team Wendy bump helmet as I type this. Sorry if you had to take much time to put me in my spot. WTF do I know anyway?
Fooking internet commando ??
If Krom wills it, it shall be so.
Ya!ll M-Fs need Krom!
Look her up on Google for a laugh.
I’m offended that the seal is of non American approved colors…more kool aid please.
So if one or more of my parents voted democrat, I’m ineligible, because I’m made of non-compliant parts. Frowny face.
My parents are both foreigners, but I was manufactured in California. Has enough domestic “work” been done to me to qualify for “Made in USA” under NAFTA & ITAR compliance?
I ate Eggs Benedict on an imported English Muffin with real Canadian Bacon, and I drive a Land Rover. Can I never get the seal of approval?
Crom laughs at your seal of approval. But I will accept the recommendations.
Keep digging that grave, SSD.
Like this guy. He doesn’t get the joke.
Will this grave digging involve a TD approved shovel?
Either these comments host some of the most dry and humourless people ever, or SSD is pulling off the most brilliantly sarcastic troll on the internet at the moment.
Maybe both? 😉
It’s a joke of course, but some people won’t get it.
SSD This was pure internet gold today! Thank you!
what if we vote libertarian?
Faith restored. Bravo SSD.
Divided,we fall.
Good things to come….
Signed up to compliment the author on the Greatest Thing Ever Posted on the Internet.
That is all.
Very funny. Thanks for putting some levity into the equation.