Received this email from T last night.
Hi,
I did email a few weeks ago. Can you give me a price for a holster for SIG with silencer as in your pics.
I can post a cardboard “model” with dimensions.
I live in France but you can post to the UK if you prefer. I can pay you by Card in $US or PayPal or bank transfer.
I would prefer in black or dark blue but green would be OK.
I do hold all licences etc. for the weapon and I can provide copies by email (they are in French though).
Cheers,
T
We’re sorry T but we can’t support your request. Quite simply, we don’t sell anything, at all.
In addition to T’s email, we get several irate customer emails and requests for quotes from various governments and the companies which sell to them each day. Again, we don’t sell anything.
Consequently, we can’t provide you an updated shipping date, a quote, or a refund. On the other hand, we can show you the latest gear on a daily basis. How you buy it will have to be between you and someone else though. Might we suggest one of advertisers?
Is “T” from Nigeria by chance???
Yeah but he’s a prince so it’s totally ok. He just needs your bank details to forward you that sweet royal inheritance.
SWEEET!!!
“I live in France but you can post to the UK if you prefer”
It’s not even a sig for pete’s sake
He asks for a holster like the pictured one (with a flap, silencer length, blablablah) BUT for his Sig. Got it ?
I have no clue on how people think this is direct commerce website.
How much for gun of Rambo?
I appreciate the weird look my coworkers are giving me now at work after I damn near choked on my coffee reading that
Part one, two or three?
ha ha, great quote!
SSD,
Please post some more of these. Create a separate section like “sales” if you order. the comic relief will be worth it.
“I’m not a bad-guy, but I know some bad-guy’s…..”
SSD
Yes please create a section just for stuff like this.
Because the only thing we like more then looking at gun stuff is laughing at the ill informed gun nut!
It’s the only reason I read NFA blogs… because how hard can “overall length” be to understand????
‘to help this (other) lost froggy here’s the only non custom silenced pistol holster I dunno : “Nylon Universal Spec Ops Pistol Harness” by BH
aka #40SH04BK
I use it regularly with my G19 and A-Tec PMM6 and it’s an affordable solution (paid 55$)
To be fair, the guy that manufacturers that holster (Battlecloth) isn’t the easiest person to locate or do business with. The holster itself is awesome, however!
So we can’t place an order for this stuff in the comments section? =-)
Appendix carry that thing….would be a great conversation starter.
Is that a “cardboard” sig with a silencer. Or are you just sitting funny cuz you are happy to see me?
I want to know who these “various governments” are that contact you to purchase equipment.
Please name and shame!
A while back I believe that SSD published one from somebody at PEO Soldier.
The day you feel dumb as shit, you post this and suddenly I feel like a genius.
As I read the letter I was waiting for the line of….. “Lastly, do you accept credit cards?”
bitcoin….
I once got an email from a guy who wanted a product I make but he asked if anyone else made it cheaper… I sent him to a guy who was a notorious hack. Couple months later I got a VERY angry email from this guy saying it was irresponsible of me to send him to such an awful vendor.
He totally deserved it!
That is the best story I’ve heard all day.
Disparage the artisan at your own peril… 😉
I have tons of stories like that… Unfortunately.