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‘Good Night Left Nut’ Patches And Stickers

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A Phoenix PD officers recently shot a protester right in the package with a pepper ball. It’s pure slapstick comedy, of the variety made famous by MTV’s ‘Jackass’. Naturally, some guys made patches and stickers in his honor.

Note: these are currently in production, expect 3 weeks before they ship.

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27 Responses to “‘Good Night Left Nut’ Patches And Stickers”

  1. Key says:

    That dude also took to bragging on social media and then caught some felonies for assaulting the police. Stupid games stupid prizes

  2. Dellis says:

    This was so comical, I mean it was like a scene out of a Will Ferrell movie!

    We played this over and over, with all the different music and sound effects added, good times at the expense of a total douche nozzle.

    Now “left nut” will come after this company for the unlawful use of his worldwide embarrassment.

  3. CV76 says:

    He should have taken one slug to the head along with all 1000 of his friends.

  4. Steve says:

    Comical, but honestly not really appropriate for police. They should be above this.

    • Dellis says:

      Personally I don’t think any officer aimed this shot…I believe it was just shot and it happened to hit home.

      I could be wrong though, the officer took careful aim, breath hold and squeezed the trigger. BOOM! In his head the Unreal Tournament announcer voice played over and over…”HEADSHOT!” Then a round of high fives from fellow officers.

    • Joey Johnson says:

      I believe it was like a paintball. But instaed of paint it’s filled with pepper spray or tear gas or something along this lines. Ever shot a paintball? They don’t exactly fly straight!

    • P.J. says:

      Are you talking about the shot or bragging about it with patches and stickers? I doubt the shot was aimed for the dude’s package and accidents happen. As for the patches and stickers, yeah probably not appropriate. Of course neither are all the blue line Punisher skulls.

    • D says:

      Not sure how this is not appropriate for the police? This asshole straight up assaulted the police who were only there to protect life and property from these assholes who have no respect for the rule of law or the safety of others, let alone the property of people who work their entire lives for the small business around this and other “protests” that are actually riots.

      I sincerely hope the police officer who shot this asshole in the dick was aiming for it.

      I am a United States Marine and have been for 24 years. I put my life on the line for the basic human rights we have been afforded by our creator. I believe wholeheartedly in freedom of speech. This asshole went beyond that and thought it would be cool to fight the police who were only protecting the citizens of Phoenix and their property. If you don’t see that then you are likely an asshole like this guy was.

  5. Glen says:

    Cops should not do this! In many western countries the police officers promoting / facilitating this would be sacked or demoted for total neglect of professionalism!

    • Justin says:

      Lighten up Francis.

    • SSD says:

      Lucky shot.

    • cy says:

      It was a lucky shot. I hope it keeps him from breeding!!!

    • SamHill says:

      In some Eastern countries they’d just kill them. I think US law enforcement are doing as well as they can with the police chiefs and leftist mayors and governors that they have.

    • Erick says:

      [sarcasm] yup,cuz everyone is such a good shot with those munitions that they could make that hit in that environment on demand. [/sarcasm] Lighten up was a nicer way of saying what I was thinking.

  6. Ian Cornell says:

    Not surprised. Pepper balls are fired from paintball gun. They kinda go all over the place and are pretty hard to aim consistently

  7. JW says:

    FOP Rep: It was an accident

    Officer: well I mean I aimed for his….

    FOP Rep: I said it was an accident

    Officer: yup

    • Erick says:

      Interesting thought, however not quite accurate. Been doing the officer association rep think for a couple years now. Conversations don’t go like that, not at all. But keep up the fiction. They might have once upon a time, but not now & not here.

  8. pbr549 says:

    In my best Jeff Spiccoli voice “AWESOME!!! Totally Awesome!!!!”

  9. Stefan S. says:

    I thought leftist d-bags had no balls?

  10. Dan says:

    The officer who made the shot is in my brother’s unit. It was was a lucky shot as others noted above. FYI, the media reported the demonstrators were throwing water bottles. What they failed to report was the water bottles were FROZEN! Again, lucky shot but still well deserved.

    • SamHill says:

      I’ve seen some footage on youtube, they also have been throwing 20 oz bottles with hardened concrete, as well as bodily fluids. Some of their older members likely picked that up in prison. I saw a lot of bodily fluid throwing when I worked at Florida State Prison. This crap is hazardous to your health.
      Who knows how many of these felons and leftist, sexual deviants have aids and hepatitis or anything else. They are throwing it on officers just trying to do their job and go home to their family, without any new diseases. It is disgusting and dangerous.

  11. Hubb says:

    Is this guy new? Everybody knows you wear a cup to protest and force-on-force!

    • Luke says:

      My first thought; if you are going to show up for the party ya better be dressed for the party.

  12. I'm Pickle Rick!!! says:

    Goddamnit Butters, what did I say about shooting guys in the dick?!?!!

  13. james rittenhouse says:

    at the very least he will not be making any little protestors/rioters in the near future…