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Ask SSD – I Want To Order “Insert Widget Name” From You

We constantly receive emails from folks asking to purchase this item or that from us that they read about here on SSD. Sorry, but we don’t sell anything.

No, we aren’t going to be making anymore Glocks because we never made any in the first place.  

We also can’t give you a status update on your order, since you didn’t purchase anything from us.

Finally, we also can’t give you a price quote, especially you BATFE, who asked for the “car bombs“, since once again, we don’t sell anything.

Those links we provide with each story? That’s where you need to go.

14 Responses to “Ask SSD – I Want To Order “Insert Widget Name” From You”

  1. Fernando says:

    I don’t know if I should laugh or cry.

  2. Dellis says:

    So you’re saying my Combat Flip Flops are backordered?!……again.

  3. usaeod911 says:

    WAIT JUST A MINUTE……You mean this isn’t the buy whatever I want website with all the Tacticool shite?!?!?!?! Why do I even bother anymore.

    How stupid are humans? Yes folks, they are that stupid. THIS IS A FORUM WEBSITE PEOPLE.

  4. BillC says:

    You got any more of them car bombs?

    • Dellis says:

      YES! Movin out the door in a BOGO End Of Year Sale!!

      • Airborne_fister says:

        Is the BOGO a buy one get one free, or is it buy one get one free with the BATFE on your tail or maybe it’s buy one get one for your ‘illegal M855a1 ammo.’ Haha. AATW

  5. Invictus says:

    I occasionally wish you would sell stuff. The Kuhl hat with the SSD logo embroidered on the loop field; I’d snap up in a second…

  6. Travis says:

    Can I get a box of Grid Squares? Or maybe a some Riser Grease?

  7. Mohican says:

    So you are not sending me any stuff? Damn it!