3 Responses to “Noveske Assault Hammers Back In Stock”

1. Lawrence says:

   May 3, 2013 at 22:08

   LOL!!!

2. Hamilton says:

   May 4, 2013 at 02:33

   Do they come with a seven swing capacity? I live in New York and need to comply with the local laws.

3. Enchilada says:

   May 6, 2013 at 17:58

   This would be funny if it were true, but it’s not, so it just makes people using it look dumb. And that’s not something that helps your cause…

   “Georgia congressman Paul Broun claimed after Tuesday’s State of the Union address that “There are more people killed with baseball bats and hammers than are killed with guns.” Explainer readers may remember Broun as the congressman who believes the Earth is 9,000 years old. What about his hammer and baseball bat claim?

   He’s wrong again, but he’s getting warmer. According to FBI data, 8,583 people were murdered with firearms in 2011. Only 496 people were killed by blunt objects, a category that includes not just hammers and baseball bats but crowbars, rocks, paving stones, statuettes, and electric guitars. Broun was off by a factor of at least 17 this time, a significant improvement on his estimate of the age of the Earth. The blue planet is 4.54 billion years old, or more than 500,000 times older than Broun believes it to be.”

   http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2013/02/paul_broun_says_hammers_and_baseball_bats_kill_more_people_than_guns_is.html