Now is your chance to let everyone know that you’re a Zonk All Star Team Member. What is Zonk you ask? It’s the term used on Army Physical Fitness fields across the world (or is it?). Compared to sasquatch and other legends (because you hear about it but probably never see it in person). The Spec4 mafia know the term and maybe even tried to use it before… can you make your escape before you’re caught? Not likely… Top is watching your formation very closely from the back and will guarantee your immediate recapture. Only the ALL STARS with speed and endurance make it out alive.
www.americanmarauder.com/products/zonk-all-stars-shirt
They also have the matching mug.
