Beer Drinkin Bomb Droppers has their own ‘Cleared Hot Sauce’ up for sale. How hot is it? Just check out the product description:
Strap on your KPOT, and squeeze the hell out of your H250 because this hot sauce will make you winchester your asshole! Made from the tears of SMAJs when shut-down by long haired, big side-burned, bearded out blue baddassery. This sauce is so potent your CC will award you a BSM for merely making it out of the john! Now grab your SATCOM antenna and flip this bottle upside-down when your food needs a call for FIRE! Anything else is just a “show of force”!
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