According to Facebook’s US Army WTF Moments, “The coveted “Trash Panda” tab is awarded to soldiers that have been ordered to dumpster dive to look for missing sensitive items.”
From US Army WTF Moments comes the There’s Safe and Then There’s Army Safe T-Shirt.
With an integrated reflective belt (just for show, it doesn’t actually reflect, thankfully) this shirt will make even the frowniest Sergeant Major smile to himself. It’s a 50/50 polyester and cotton blend, lightweight and pre-shrunk available in Small – XXXLarge.