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Best Email Ever!

We get LOTS of spam email but for once, one might actually be worth something, to someone. That is, if that someone has “any smaller handheld gas propulsion magnetic grappling hook.”

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If you have this product, let us know so we can feature it here on SSD and you can get paid!

9 Responses to “Best Email Ever!”

  1. charlie says:

    sounds like Batman reads SSD!

  2. Administrator says:

    Exactly my thoughts.

  3. Mike D says:

    Somehow I thought Batman would have a better grasp on punctuation.

  4. Buckaroomedic says:

    For “70 million” i’ll invent one . . .

    BTW, “70 million” what?

  5. Anon says:

    70 million bottle caps probably?

  6. Matthew says:

    Damn, I just threw mine out due to lack of interest… Time to go dumpster diving.

  7. J. Offermans says:

    How stupid as it might sound… we are working on and already have developed concepts like this. Have a look at our battery powered ascenders and launchers.

    At this point we are working on a magnetic anchor point that can be deployed via poles (maritime access). As we build launchers as well it might be very well the next step.

    Send an email via our website if you are interested!

    Jeroen
    Safe Tactics | TAGS(R) Tactical Access Gear

  8. Nathan says:

    Sure, I’ll chalk that email up with my multiple millions of Nigerian Millions. I detect a Phishing scam. My daily job involves filtering through these phishing scams. This one has all the classic signs of it.

  9. I see what you mean but... says:

    Not sure here but I think SS posted it for a joke.