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A Tidbit from the Chicago Buffoon

Attributed to the Chicago Tribune
From the Chicago Tribune

Stay Classy Chicago…

21 Responses to “A Tidbit from the Chicago Buffoon”

  1. Kris says:

    There’s some hippie out there believing every last bit of this. Sometimes, I wonder about freedom of speech. Yeager’s like this shouldn’t be allowed to write stuff.

  2. Bill says:


  3. Chris says:

    Hilarious. Ya know bullshit like this only works if we the people decide to put up with it. Make sure your voice is heard against stupidity (literally) like this.

  4. Mr. European says:

    We have a word in our language for this: mosavirhe. (compound word: mosa [slang for: conscript recruit, private, “newb”] + virhe [error, mistake])

    It means a beginner’s mistake of the highest order.
    I’ve made my political stance on civilian ownership of certain types of firearms (modern military), but to see mistakes of this order in ANYTHING is draining if not for the headache from the facepalming.

  5. Lawrence says:

    We sit back and laugh, but THEY get all the media coverage. So who’s gonna have the last laugh?

  6. Big Red One - Ramadi says:

    I dont find it funny because its idiots that set the bans and most dont even understand the basic functionality.
    For those of you who reside in NY state, check this out.
    For those who don’t live in NY, hope other states don’t follow suit.

  7. reader says:

    isn’t that for sling attachment? corret me if i am wrong

    • KP says:

      Yes you’re right, but it’s a bayonet mount that moonshines as a grenade launcher attachment point.

      (but really, it’s a sling attachment. How they get that wrong is beyond me because someone somewhere had to know just enough to wrong about everything. Although that’s most likely the exact basis for an assault weapons ban.)

  8. mike coughran says:

    Ok. They can ban the front sling swivel. Nobody uses it anymore and it just makes noise.

  9. BradKAK308 says:

    Are they afraid of bullets or knives?
    That 5 inch blade doesn’t scare me! Oh my it’s on the end of a rifle now I’m afraid of the knife! Oh no! Not a grenade launcher! Is grenade launcher crime common in the US?

  10. Brian says:

    I live in Chicago and literally spit out my coffee when I saw that.

  11. Badjujuu says:

    I live in Chicago as well and would expect something like that out of Chicago SunTimes not Tribune. This is FUBAR

  12. Badjujuu says:

    Also, they might confuse it with a special mount for a Flux Capacitor used to shoot down unicorns. Those Fuckers are all over Middle East. NSN 5347-01-587-2563

  13. justin says:

    Think about the implications of what someone who believes that will do, they’ll rat to the police “that person has a grenade launcher”. The snitch culture that is being promoted needs uninformed personnel.

  14. Erik says:

    I wish my sling shot grenades…..

  15. Bluedevil says:

    Freakin newbs….in all reality its the dildo mount to screw all of us PRO 2A guys up the rear because let me let you in on a little secret. The people that rule us, and they do rule us, believes shit like this! One good thing about this whole thing, they dont know dick about weapons so tactically we are ok…lol

  16. BLACK says:

    F******* MORON !!

  17. S1 says:

    I know a guy that adds an intimidating presence every time he shows up on calls with me.