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Space Disintegrator Gun

 That’s a cool toy! 
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20 Responses to “Space Disintegrator Gun”

  1. Matt says:

    Looks like he has already shot his eye out. Or maybe it could be because of the lead paint. 😉

  2. Is it just me, or do you think that kid is a young lad by the name of Larry Vickers?

    • Matt says:

      Nah. It’s that Costa Rica guy. You know, the one with the old man beard and the gimped up arm that can’t bend and stays straight all the time. Makes for a really awkward pose.

    • Stefan S. says:

      OMG another fanboy?

  3. Jon, OPT says:

    In normal advertising nothing beats kids and puppies (fact), in gun advertising nothing beats a drum magazine, ever.

    Jon, OPT

  4. Andrew says:

    The kid looks like he is taking a crap.

  5. Dellis says:

    This ad could never be put out there today!! When a kid gets suspended for chewing his damn poptart into the shape of something resembling a gun….ya this ad would be toast

  6. Axel says:

    That’s some Buck Rogers shit right there.

  7. Baldwin says:

    Is it just me or do all 1950’s space toys look like sex toys????

  8. Tim says:

    Vertical fore grip, flash hider, flip up front sights optic ready, this even comes with a Magpul drum too.

  9. Greg says:

    This came from back when Australians were allowed to have guns.

  10. Haji says:

    I was dead certain there was gonna be a Hodge logo on this ad somewhere.

  11. Chicken Legs says:

    no HD logo…. Graves beat me to it.

  12. Kirk says:

    Y’know, I was just wondering where McMaster got that whole “smoking boots” idea from. I had thought “Maybe he just saw a rerun of Mars Attacks , or something…”, but seeing this, I have to wonder if maybe he hasn’t been trolling old toy catalogs for ideas.

  13. Stefan S. says:

    Banned for sale in NY, NJ, CONN and COMMIEFORNIA.

    • Airborne_fister says:

      Don’t forget HI and the magazine is not allowed in Colorado. Oh, and the whole fire arm is not allowed in Chicago.