Master Spy Sterling Archer has a new how-to guide that will be available just in time for SHOT Show entitled “How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written.”
Archer describes the contents so, “What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed).”
How could you pass up on this? Get yours January 17th, which also happens to the kick off day of SHOT Show.
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Finally, something I can use
A: Launa….launa…launa…
L: What!!!
A: Danga zone!
YES!!!
A-MAZ-IIIIIIIIIING!
How to haggle with a Thai prostitute?
They mostly are able to do that in English or the Mamasan will do it for you beforehand..
Just saying, as I live here…
A: You killed a hooker!
C: Call girl, she was a call..
A: No Cyril, when they’re dead they’re just hookers!
terms of en-rampagement.
terms of en-rampagement.
THANK YOU! A BOOK I WILL ACTUALLY READ! I LOVE YOU STERLING ARCHER!