According to Specialized Tactical Systems, their SWAG is made from material forged by Spartan Elves. When given to Leonidus and his Legionairs, He proclaimed: “This shirt will make us immortal and empowered with pure awesomeness.” It turned out that he was absolutely correct and there has since been a movie called “300” made about Him and his Awesomeness.
Available in Black, Military Heather Green, Chocolate Brown, Sand, Dark Heather Gray and White, sizes Small – XXLarge.
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And does the t-shirt also instill in those who wear it the same desire for institutionalized homosexual pedophilia as the Spartans, long a symbol of Western Civilization’s concept of what a warrior is, had?
Woah there, no need to get all serious, this is just a bit of fun…
And does your internet name also instill in those who see it the same desire for recreational drug use as the Potheads, long a symbol of Hippy Civilization’s concept of what a stoner is, had?
Hey now, no need to insult potheads by comparing them to the individual above.