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Contest ends at 2359Z on New Year’s Day, 1 January, 2013.
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Rock, paper, scissors. Not sure who won that one.
“Get to the Choppa,” he said!!! I don’t think this is what Arnold was talking about.
And that’s how the US Air Force handles a sprained ankle.
I like to call this the “Rodeo”. Hold on for dear life for 8 seconds till we reach big bird!
I’ll never let go Jack… I’ll never let go.
“question…is this a bad time to tell you that i really need to piss?”
whooooooo! swings from a black hawk in the open blue sky???
sponge bob multicam pants!
I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years!
What had happened was…
It’s not gay if it’s in a three way
“That better be your buckle that I’m feeling…”
“I told you he was big enough to ride like a horse…”
or
“John, how awkward would this be if we were in a cheap hotel and wearing UCP?”
Next time can I be the big spoon?
DADT, DADT, DADT. Please be a real PJ.
Joe, hurry up on that winch…hey, that better be leaking hydro fluid I feel.
You forgot your harness on purpose. You just have to be the guy who actually used his rigger belt.
Now thats what friends are for!
…got a two-fer here
“A reflective belt could have prevented this. Always wear your belt”
-or-
“Sarge, what’s this Blue Falcon award I keep hearing about?”
I told you reverse cowgirl would have been less awkward..
I’m going to pretend that’s your pistol..
Don’t forget to grab that guys camera when we get back..
“Scissoring”…you’re doing it wrong!
Ray… Ray.. RAY!!!
WHAT!?
Danger Zone!
Nice…I only have three fears; crocodiles, alligators and a brain aneurysm…
Nobody will notice
Nice time an Airforce guy invites me for a free helo ride, I’d better make sure these idiots have enough seats IN the freakin’ thing!
Sorry: NEXT time an Airforce guy…
Ooh, Mike…I didn’t know you guys from Maine were so strong!
Wonder Twin Powers Activate!!!
Introducing: The Scissor Sisters!
What do you mean “THE COMMANDER WANT’S EVERY ONEI BACK FOR A ROOM INSPECTION” are you kidding me!
…about this landing.
“life begins at the end of your comfort zone”
AIM HIGH….USAF!
Hang on! This ain’t no lap dance!!!
“I’ll never let go, Jack…”
“…angle of the dangle…”
Who farted..
I think I can.. I think I can..
Eripio Phixius!
“Phil, i’m so glad they repealed don’t ask, don’t tell.”
“Me too, Dan, me too.”
“It’s A New Air Force”
“PJs Try Something New On Extract”
“True Service Before Self”
“After Divorce, PJ Tries Wingman System”
“After Controversial Reverse Cowgirl Harness, PJs test effectiveness of Cowgirl Harness.”
“PJ forgets SARC card”
“A Ride To Remember”
Top: “Thank god they got rid of don’t ask don’t tell.”
Bottom: “No kidding.”
And you thought Economy class seats were bad
“Commander Fired Over Scandal”
“At least it wasn’t a trainee this time”