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Caption This Photo for a Chance to Win a Boogie Regulator+Strap Kit from Smith Elite

Smith Elite is giving away a Boogie Regulator+Strap Kit to a witty SSD reader. We’re looking for a caption for the USAF photo.

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To enter for your chance to win:

In the comments section of THIS article on SSD (and nowhere else) caption this photo. Remember, post in comments section of THIS article on SSD. The best caption by vote of staff wins.

Contest ends at 2359Z on New Year’s Day, 1 January, 2013.

One caption per entry but enter as often as you’d like.

Use any nom de guerre you desire but use your real email address as we will use it to contact the winners to request your shipping address.

Unclaimed prizes will be redistributed.

Void Where prohibited.

Good luck and Happy New Year from Smith Optics Elite Division and SSD!

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269 Responses to “Caption This Photo for a Chance to Win a Boogie Regulator+Strap Kit from Smith Elite”

  1. Brendan Smith says:

    “Can’t you hear me, I’m screeming the safety word!”

  2. Simon says:

    Do I get double airmiles for this seat?

  3. Aaron Self says:

    “So, when did they start putting Viagra in MRE’s?”

  4. charles williams says:

    “The Longest 60 Seconds of His Life”

  5. Aaron Self says:

    “I think they saw us. Quick, act like a horse.”

  6. Aaron Self says:

    Airman Smith was confused about the double meaning of his MOS- Jungle Penatrator.

  7. Aaron Self says:

    Airman Smith was confused by the double meaning of his MOS – Jungle Penetrator.

  8. Aaron Self says:

    ” I just crapped. Sorry Jim.”

  9. Aaron Self says:

    “Do you have to sing a love song? It’s making me nervous.”

  10. Aaron Self says:

    Introducing the elite Conjoined Special Operations Command. Motto : “We work twice as hard.”

  11. Aaron Self says:

    “The crotchless pants were a gift from my wife.”

  12. Spc. Heintz says:

    “In flight fraternization will result in immediate dismissal from the aircraft.” AR 666-69

  13. Aaron Self says:

    Airman Smith reluctantly assisted Sgt Teague to act out his favorite movie scene. Slim Pickins in Dr. Strangelove.

  14. Aaron Self says:

    “See how bad your seats are when you don’t go to Priceline.com?”

  15. Spc. Heintz says:

    “GREAT SCOTT!!!, No, I really mean it Scott, you are like sooo talented!”

  16. Spc. Heintz says:

    Air Force integrates repeal of “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell”, together with Army’s Buddy System, and a new “trust fall” excercise!! Coming soon to your A…OH!!

  17. Aaron Self says:

    “I will do anything for a Boogie Regulator. Even stradle a dude in mid-air, dangling from a UH-60, wearing crotchless pants, listening to Justin Bieber on my iPod after we both ate a case of expired hotdogs.

  18. Spc. Heintz says:

    Air Force integrates repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” with Army’s Buddy System, in a new “trust fall” excercise.

  19. Heist says:

    “Fricking signing bonus.”

  20. Heist says:

    “Dude, stop flexing! It’s not going to help this photo in any way.”

  21. Kevin V. says:

    “Welcome to the NEW mile-high club”

  22. Leviticus says:

    “See, that cirque de soleil sh*t ain’t so hard”

  23. Aaron says:

    Pizza delivered in 30 minutes or less, or it’s free!

  24. Sean f says:

    “Aim high! No, higher. A little higher.”

  25. Sean f says:

    Air Force PJ’s … so darn comfortable you’ll want to wear yours in combat!

  26. Sean f says:

    Air Force PJ’s are so comfortable, you’ll want to wear yours in combat!

  27. Jo mama says:

    I’m a homosexual from near Leesburg, VA. I like men, really, I like men. A lot. Come see me, appropriately enough, I’m located off of Gap Road in Gleedsville.

  28. Aaron Self says:

    “Now that I’ve got you alone……..”

  29. RedbandD says:

    Man!… I much preferred it when they just pinned the wings on your chest… This new “pinning” is just so wrong!

  30. Aaron Self says:

    “You know, in the Navy, they do this front to back.”

  31. Aaron Self says:

    “You had better call me after. My call sign is “Rainbow 6″”

  32. Jack says:

    “Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain’t got a boyfriend. Wanna hang out, get high?

  33. Heist says:

    Helicopter dingleberries!

  34. levi says:

    Adam and Eves new tactical sex swing

  35. Elie I says:

    New military budget cuts create fast rope shortage

  36. Elie I says:

    “You tell your pilot to move” “No, I was here first”

  37. crashtestlarry says:

    Let’s talk about the first thing that pops up.

  38. Brad says:

    I wear Smith Optics for one reason……
    To see the difference we make!

  39. Mark says:

    You put your hand up on my hip,
    when you dip, I dip, we dip

  40. Dave says:

    My zippers is stuck

  41. Cory McCarty says:

    THIS NEW BAGGAGE POLICY “SUCKS”

  42. Cory McCarty says:

    DO YOU REMEMBER THAT FORMULA ABOUT TENSILE STRENGTH

  43. a u says:

    yee haaaaa! Im gonna ride you like a Cowboy! Dude, don’t ask don’t tell! That got repealed so I am going to enjoy this ride!

  44. Josh says:

    Brokeback Blackhawk.

  45. Leviticus says:

    “You think the pilots are laughing at us?”

  46. Leviticus says:

    What happens in the air stays in the air…except the scissor move, that sh*t comes back with you

  47. Dave says:

    “Not that one”

  48. Leviticus says:

    “No dude I promise, you don’t feel an ounce over 195”

  49. Leviticus says:

    “I don’t know if I’ve told you this lately, but I really like the way your vest is set up”

  50. Dave says:

    “Lap dancing on the end of a rope”