Smith Elite is giving away a Boogie Regulator+Strap Kit to a witty SSD reader. We’re looking for a caption for the USAF photo.
To enter for your chance to win:
In the comments section of THIS article on SSD (and nowhere else) caption this photo. Remember, post in comments section of THIS article on SSD. The best caption by vote of staff wins.
Contest ends at 2359Z on New Year’s Day, 1 January, 2013.
One caption per entry but enter as often as you’d like.
Use any nom de guerre you desire but use your real email address as we will use it to contact the winners to request your shipping address.
Unclaimed prizes will be redistributed.
Void Where prohibited.
Good luck and Happy New Year from Smith Optics Elite Division and SSD!
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“Can’t you hear me, I’m screeming the safety word!”
Do I get double airmiles for this seat?
“So, when did they start putting Viagra in MRE’s?”
“The Longest 60 Seconds of His Life”
“I think they saw us. Quick, act like a horse.”
Airman Smith was confused about the double meaning of his MOS- Jungle Penatrator.
Airman Smith was confused by the double meaning of his MOS – Jungle Penetrator.
” I just crapped. Sorry Jim.”
“Do you have to sing a love song? It’s making me nervous.”
Introducing the elite Conjoined Special Operations Command. Motto : “We work twice as hard.”
“The crotchless pants were a gift from my wife.”
“In flight fraternization will result in immediate dismissal from the aircraft.” AR 666-69
Airman Smith reluctantly assisted Sgt Teague to act out his favorite movie scene. Slim Pickins in Dr. Strangelove.
“See how bad your seats are when you don’t go to Priceline.com?”
“GREAT SCOTT!!!, No, I really mean it Scott, you are like sooo talented!”
Air Force integrates repeal of “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell”, together with Army’s Buddy System, and a new “trust fall” excercise!! Coming soon to your A…OH!!
“I will do anything for a Boogie Regulator. Even stradle a dude in mid-air, dangling from a UH-60, wearing crotchless pants, listening to Justin Bieber on my iPod after we both ate a case of expired hotdogs.
Air Force integrates repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” with Army’s Buddy System, in a new “trust fall” excercise.
“Fricking signing bonus.”
“Dude, stop flexing! It’s not going to help this photo in any way.”
“Welcome to the NEW mile-high club”
“See, that cirque de soleil sh*t ain’t so hard”
Pizza delivered in 30 minutes or less, or it’s free!
“Aim high! No, higher. A little higher.”
Air Force PJ’s … so darn comfortable you’ll want to wear yours in combat!
Air Force PJ’s are so comfortable, you’ll want to wear yours in combat!
I’m a homosexual from near Leesburg, VA. I like men, really, I like men. A lot. Come see me, appropriately enough, I’m located off of Gap Road in Gleedsville.
“Now that I’ve got you alone……..”
Man!… I much preferred it when they just pinned the wings on your chest… This new “pinning” is just so wrong!
“You know, in the Navy, they do this front to back.”
“You had better call me after. My call sign is “Rainbow 6″”
“Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain’t got a boyfriend. Wanna hang out, get high?
Helicopter dingleberries!
Adam and Eves new tactical sex swing
New military budget cuts create fast rope shortage
“You tell your pilot to move” “No, I was here first”
Let’s talk about the first thing that pops up.
I wear Smith Optics for one reason……
To see the difference we make!
You put your hand up on my hip,
when you dip, I dip, we dip
My zippers is stuck
THIS NEW BAGGAGE POLICY “SUCKS”
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT FORMULA ABOUT TENSILE STRENGTH
yee haaaaa! Im gonna ride you like a Cowboy! Dude, don’t ask don’t tell! That got repealed so I am going to enjoy this ride!
Brokeback Blackhawk.
“You think the pilots are laughing at us?”
What happens in the air stays in the air…except the scissor move, that sh*t comes back with you
“Not that one”
“No dude I promise, you don’t feel an ounce over 195”
“I don’t know if I’ve told you this lately, but I really like the way your vest is set up”
“Lap dancing on the end of a rope”