SIG MMG 338 Program Series

Because It Had To Be Said

“Yes, you are a simpleton if you are worried you will try to insert the MS Clean magazine shaped cleaning kit into a rifle.”

Who said this? I did. On Facebook. Thought I’d share.

22 Responses to “Because It Had To Be Said”

  1. Dude, you have NO idea…

  2. Paul Narowski says:

    “And… what about seat belts? To fasten, take the little end and stick it in the big end and… you know what? If you guys don’t know how to use a seatbelt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head with a tack hammer because you’re a *retard*.”

  3. Bill says:

    I don’t know, given the number of people who have shot themselves cleaning “unloaded” guns.

    Part of the problem is us: dimwit does something stupid, we show up and rescue them, and the bad DNA nevers gets removed from the gene pool.

  4. Whokka says:

    I was told ones finger also fits in ones eye… yet one simply does not poke it!!!

    I fhink that cleaning kit is pretty useful!!!

  5. N703 says:

    Because Brawndo’s got electrolytes.

  6. CAP says:

    Ha! *knee slap*

    But seriously. If you think that’s stupid, try working at a very busy indoor range/gun shop. The things i’ve seen simpletons do to firearms make me not want to live on this planet anymore.

  7. Jason says:

    It’s what plants crave.

  8. reverend says:

    ROTFLMAO! YEEEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!

  9. Bradkaf308 says:

    As soon as people get this kit you know they’ll try to insert it into a rifle, just because.

  10. Andrew says:

    @SSD Your readers provided you with valid criticism and you call them simpletons? It is sad that you have the well-being of the warfighter prioritized below that of defending your industry hookups/friends. Thanks for reminding me why I wanted to delete SSD from my bookmarks…

    • SSD says:

      I could care less about that piece of plastic. But stupid? It deserves all the attention I give it and more.

  11. alfhjlkjhfd says:

    I think it’s a stupid idea (and not because it’s dangerous…I am all for natural selection)…it’s just another gimmick to sell you yet another different cleaning kit.

    I think I’ll just stick with the USGI kit I have right now, thanks. Don’t happen to need one shaped like an M4 mag.

    Who knows…maybe later someone will make a FAK in the shape of an ACH…those ought to sell well…:-)

  12. Tim says:

    It might be a good product, very nice to fit it in your mag pouch. They could have made it straight though.

    I guess they made it so it won’t fit in a magwell because they don’t want you to load it up when you are under stress. Things tend to get very chaotic when in contact.
    Maybe a little far fetched but it would be a very painfull mistake when it would happen.

  13. Bull says:

    @ Tim – The simple fact that you’d sacrifice carrying a mag for carrying a cleaning kit shaped as amag is ignorant. What do you need out of the kit to actually clean your gun? A toothbrush, couple patches, and/or a bore snake?! If you’re smart carrying a cleaning rod for a barrel obstruction.. but as its been said don’t be stupid – stress, no stress, combat, range etc, don’t be stupid and put the fake mag in a real gun!

    @ Andrew, you are a simpleton – with the war fighters’ well-being prioritized, there should be little worry about idiots inserting a known mag shaped cleaning kit into a gun!

    @ alghgnbsbsh(whatever) –

    let freedom ring and capitalism thrive, that’s what makes us American!!

  14. Adam says:

    I just think the concept of a magazine shaped rifle cleaning kit so it can fit in pouches that would traditionally hold your actual magazines is completely fucking retarded and unnecessary to begin with.

    • SSD says:

      I thought they made it look like a magazine because it was interesting.