Armageddon Gear’s Beer Bivy is designed to protect cans and bottles from thermal shift due to atmospheric exposure. The MilSpec 500D Cordura nylon shell provides protection and a positive-gripping surface, and adjustable shock-cord retention keeps the bivy in place.
Two sizes are available: 12oz can and 12oz bottle*, in the following colors: A-TACS AU and FG, Black, Coyote Brown, and MultiCam.
www.armageddongear.com/Beer-Bivy
*Not compatible with 40oz malt-liquor bottles. You should be ashamed of yourself for drinking that shit, anyway. (from the Armageddon Gear website)
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Why would you waste those useful pouches by putting bottles of horse piss in them?
Seriously, Bud Light?
I was thinking along similar lines: I’d drink a 40 of Steel Reserve before touching a Bud Light.
Fer real-zies… Fuck bud-light.
Seriously. I was seriously going to buy one of these, then I saw that dreaded blue label. I havent drunken that shit since undergrad
Seriously? You weren’t going to buy one.
i was! seriously!
I like the tongue in cheek description. Very good.
I clicked the link. Good news, they have REAL beer; Spaten Optimator shown on their own site. Good save.
By bottle, I was thinking the 750ml ones… I’m guessing no?