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Armageddon Gear – Beer Bivy

Beer Bivy

Armageddon Gear’s Beer Bivy is designed to protect cans and bottles from thermal shift due to atmospheric exposure. The MilSpec 500D Cordura nylon shell provides protection and a positive-gripping surface, and adjustable shock-cord retention keeps the bivy in place.

Two sizes are available: 12oz can and 12oz bottle*, in the following colors: A-TACS AU and FG, Black, Coyote Brown, and MultiCam.


*Not compatible with 40oz malt-liquor bottles. You should be ashamed of yourself for drinking that shit, anyway. (from the Armageddon Gear website)


9 Responses to “Armageddon Gear – Beer Bivy”

  1. HisInsanity says:

    Why would you waste those useful pouches by putting bottles of horse piss in them?
    Seriously, Bud Light?

  2. Canadian says:

    I like the tongue in cheek description. Very good.

  3. Morris says:

    I clicked the link. Good news, they have REAL beer; Spaten Optimator shown on their own site. Good save.

  4. Will says:

    By bottle, I was thinking the 750ml ones… I’m guessing no?