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Prometheus Design Werx – Ultimate O.P.T.

It's funny because it's a rock

Prometheus Design Werx is offering, what is undeniably, the greatest multitool ever developed: the Ultimate – One Piece Tool. The applications of this tool are virtually limitless. Just some of its capabilities include:

– Can opener
– Hammer
– Projectile
– Blunt instrument
– Neolithic-style tomahawk head
– dive weight
– training weight
– glass breaker
– tarp-tent line anchor
– And much, much more!

Aside from its incredible range of technical uses, it’s also non-magnetic, rustproof, fully ambidextrous, and features a 1″ x 1″ loop panel for your favorite Cat Eye Velcro patch.

Available in three sizes: sub-compact, compact, and full-size, and in the only color that you’ll ever need: Odin Gray.

Note: This item is restricted and only available for purchase to those who can grow an epic full beard, wear plaid, skinny fit selvage jeans and $500+ “work boots”.


19 Responses to “Prometheus Design Werx – Ultimate O.P.T.”

  1. John says:

    That would be PERFECT for propping up an MRE heater.

    • TM says:

      Yeah, the instructions call for a rock or something, but this is a rock AND something! Brilliant!!!

  2. Patrick says:

    I will have four

  3. Matthew Kime says:

    Don’t loan them to a Marine. They keep breaking mine.

  4. Terry B. says:

    Can you buy them as a set?

  5. Darrel says:

    Is it NIR compliant? FR? Does it attach the the SttKS system?

  6. madman says:

    no body ask the ATF how to properly use these they’ll ban them.

  7. MidgasFan says:

    Are these ITAR controlled?

  8. Dellis says:

    I waxed my wifes car with one of these over the weekend

  9. JP says:

    April 1 post just jumped the shark. Maybe a post or two ago for some, but this is just a lame attempt.

  10. Asinine Name says:

    Delete as applicable;

    This doesn’t fit my mission
    is too expensive
    is not Berry compliant
    is liberal
    is conservative
    is unconstitutional
    is homosexual
    the wrong colour to match my other rocks
    doesn’t include paper and scissors

  11. JG says:

    Damn…backordered because SOF bought them all up. Chinese knockoffs ought to be available soon.

  12. Tim says:

    Do they come in any other color…

  13. Pieter says:

    Price point?

  14. chris says:

    It’s just a remake of the ST-1 (ST-ONE), which has been around forever.

  15. Mike P says:

    I used to have one but I kept taking it for Granite and lost it one day in a creek bed.

  16. chris says:

    To Mike P- You weren’t stoned when you lost it?