Prometheus Design Werx is offering, what is undeniably, the greatest multitool ever developed: the Ultimate – One Piece Tool. The applications of this tool are virtually limitless. Just some of its capabilities include:
– Can opener
– Hammer
– Projectile
– Blunt instrument
– Neolithic-style tomahawk head
– dive weight
– training weight
– glass breaker
– tarp-tent line anchor
– And much, much more!
Aside from its incredible range of technical uses, it’s also non-magnetic, rustproof, fully ambidextrous, and features a 1″ x 1″ loop panel for your favorite Cat Eye Velcro patch.
Available in three sizes: sub-compact, compact, and full-size, and in the only color that you’ll ever need: Odin Gray.
Note: This item is restricted and only available for purchase to those who can grow an epic full beard, wear plaid, skinny fit selvage jeans and $500+ “work boots”.
prometheusdesignwerx.com/products/ultimate-opt
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That would be PERFECT for propping up an MRE heater.
Yeah, the instructions call for a rock or something, but this is a rock AND something! Brilliant!!!
I will have four
Don’t loan them to a Marine. They keep breaking mine.
Can you buy them as a set?
Is it NIR compliant? FR? Does it attach the the SttKS system?
no body ask the ATF how to properly use these they’ll ban them.
Are these ITAR controlled?
I waxed my wifes car with one of these over the weekend
April 1 post just jumped the shark. Maybe a post or two ago for some, but this is just a lame attempt.
It’s actually a very topical gag:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/01/us/gary-dahl-inventor-of-the-pet-rock-dies-at-78.html
Delete as applicable;
This doesn’t fit my mission
is too expensive
is not Berry compliant
is liberal
is conservative
is unconstitutional
is homosexual
the wrong colour to match my other rocks
doesn’t include paper and scissors
Don’t forget:
is used by hunters
is used by people who oppose hunting
Damn…backordered because SOF bought them all up. Chinese knockoffs ought to be available soon.
Do they come in any other color…
Price point?
It’s just a remake of the ST-1 (ST-ONE), which has been around forever.
I used to have one but I kept taking it for Granite and lost it one day in a creek bed.
To Mike P- You weren’t stoned when you lost it?