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The Mirrorman Suit

Hyperstealth, Eat Your Heart Out

Straight out of Minsk, Belarus, EtereShop on Etsy is offering their Mirrorman Suit. Consisting of scalene triangle pieces of mirror, the Mirrorman Suit is perfect general purpose camouflage, perfectly mirroring the wearer’s immediate surroundings. Plus, in a pinch it can be used as a full-body signaling device. Customers get the full package when ordering the suit:

– Jacket
– Trousers
– Headdress
– Mask
– Gloves
– Shoes
– Repair Kit

The best part? They’ll ship to anywhere in the world. Only one suit is available, so you’ll have to act fast on this one.

www.etsy.com/listing/188176995/mirrorman-suit

22 Responses to “The Mirrorman Suit”

    • Erik says:

      First off, my isis wings are beautiful and make me feel fabulous. Secondly, after extensive testing, it was proven that this pattern is only marginally more effective than the Current ACU, however it is also only effective if the observers are on LSD

    • CPTK says:

      I really feel as though I shouldn’t have to say it, but I’ll go ahead and say it just in case — but you do realize that long before the Islamic State was all over the news… and I do mean *long* before; Isis was the winged Egyptian goddess of the sky, right?

      • CPTK says:

        *correction, Isis was the daughter of the sky, not the goddess of the sky, however, she is frequently depicted with wings,

        • NP says:

          Yes, I’m familiar with the ancient Egyptian mythology. But companies should be more conscientious of certain nuances when selecting product names.

          We don’t see anyone rocking Charlie Chaplain mustaches nowadays because its associate with another figure with a similar mustache….

  1. Andrew says:

    Finally!

    Hyperstealth shown to the general public!

  2. T says:

    14 days late.

  3. Scubasteve says:

    US ARMY wont be roped into this $2,000! I’m sure they will “make” there own version but still call it mirror man
    https://www.etsy.com/listing/226560226/fliexible-mirror-suit?ref=related-1

  4. AbnMedOps says:

    Perfect armor against even the most high-powered “laser” beams.

  5. Darrel says:

    Is this Fire Resistant? I don’t think my command would let me wear this downrange unless there is somewhere to pin on metal rank insignia

  6. Nergyl says:

    Someone needs to buy this and become a superhero.

  7. Matt says:

    Is this for the Chinese Laser weapon ?? a good idea for the DoD.

  8. Ed says:

    I can see myself wearing this….

  9. Bob says:

    no reflective belt?

  10. Airsoft Death Dealer says:

    My tactical airsoft team, the 3rd Special Ranger Force Tier One Force Recon Seal Team 6, bought* these suits. We had to send them back, as they lack sufficient Velcro for all our patches, and have no PALS webbing at all. 0/10 would not buy again!

    Sincerely,
    a 14 year old airsoft sniper

    * by bought, I mean my Mom bought it for me. Whatevs.

  11. BAP45 says:

    How awesome of a troll would it have been if someone actually submitted this to the phase IV tests?

  12. straps says:

    This is what a Quantumn Stealth suit looks like while while it’s booting.