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Lt. Von Biden sat glumly behind the bank of Mauser autopistols, knowing his plan to defend the aircraft with a line of double-barreled shotguns was far superior.
“If I survive this madness,” he thought. “I shall move to America and my children will rise to power with our thoughts, ideas and beliefs…”
“Hold my beer for a sec and watch this!”
Before the Count retied to Sesame Street… ” …10! 10 Mausers…ah…ah…ah!”
“Julius Karl’s new air to air system shall sweep the Nieuports from the skies”
Moustache Trim and Wax – $ .85
Uniform Pressed – $ 2.50
Purchasing 10 9mm Lugers – $ 13.00 ea.
Realizing you just loaded 80 rounds of 9×17 ammo into 10 9mm pistols…Priceless!
Ready!
Fire!
HANS SHOT FIRST!
Hans shot first.
Original inspiration for the MetalStorm line of useless weapons.
Lt. Von Biden sat glumly behind the bank of Mauser autopistols, knowing his plan to defend the aircraft with a line of double-barreled shotguns was far superior.
“If I survive this madness,” he thought. “I shall move to America and my children will rise to power with our thoughts, ideas and beliefs…”
Metalstorm, Mk1 Mod0
nevah been done befa
Hans shot first!