B5 Systems

You Never Know Where They’ll Show Up

We’ll just call this one Caged Violence. 

18 Responses to “You Never Know Where They’ll Show Up”

  1. Kaos-1 says:

    Best one ever………F**king A

  2. Weaver says:

    That list is awesome.

  3. Bushman says:

    Shouldn’t it be blunt tip scissors then?

  4. Gizmo says:

    Also known as the Jack Bauer starter kit

  5. xpoqx says:

    How am I supposed to get drunk wkth that fun sozed bottle of Crown Royal?

  6. Cool Arrow Kicker says:

    So awesome

  7. JKifer says:

    This is outstanding.

  8. Maskirovka says:

    That is some strong work. Suitable for a number of corporate environments!

  9. Andy says:

    Did anyone catch the Red Vs. Blue quote in there? Camping is a legitimate strategy.

  10. FLC says:

    Sput on…….

  11. I think this is an inspired instructional set!
    What does “SJGR” stand for?

    • Cool Arrow Kicker says:

      It was my intent to mock the hypocrisy of an organization who’s responsibility is to procure and field weapons yet prohibits the possession of them, even knives over 2″ by its personnel.

  12. EFOS says:

    Burbank Viking

    SJGR = Shit Just Got Real