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Did Someone Say ‘Can of Whoopass?’

 

U.S. Elite will be selling their exclusive 45 Caliber Can O’ WhoopAss this month in honor of April Fools.

Threaten a nasty coworker. Scare your kids. Buy one for your sissy friend who could use a little help unleashing their own inner WhoopAss.

No matter how you use it, the Can O’ WhoopAss is a perfect gag for April Fools.

Get yours at www.us-elitegear.com/u-s-elite-45-cal-can-o-whoop-ass-2

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3 Responses to “Did Someone Say ‘Can of Whoopass?’”

  1. Tactical Virgil says:
    March 17, 2016 at 22:55

    I am a plebeian and what is this?

    Description says to not open it or eat it. It’s decorative?

  2. Dellis says:
    March 19, 2016 at 02:09

    I think the Aprils Fools deal is on those who buy it, right?

  3. Max says:
    March 19, 2016 at 03:52

    Yeah, it’s just can can with a label… I can fill a Coke can with cement and glue a label on it and have the same thing…