SureFire

Shots Fired

Creator and fellow USAF retiree Gary Stevens assures us this is a real product. Coming soon.

9 Responses to “Shots Fired”

  1. defensor fortismo says:

    *takes a bite *
    Still better than the cheese and veggie omelet.

  2. Ex Coelis says:

    MASSIVE Cool!! And comes with an ‘adult’ colouring book?! NEED A SET!!!

  3. El Terrible says:

    Your just upset because we’re better than you. Your general’s faint at press conferences, our’s brag about how killing Mujj is fun. And the Army’s run by Homo.

  4. sx235 says:

    Instead of desaturating photos to B&W, why don’t we see vectorized images with detailed lines, etc. Many independent ADULT coloring books are going the way of things that look like photocopy scans.

  5. Garrett says:

    Are all 8 crayons the same color red or different shades?

  6. Mike D says:

    Hilarious! I must get one of those exclusive UMC MREs for some people I know!!