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Jerry always wanted to be a Border Patrol sniper. One day a Montana State Trooper stopped by and asked Jerry how it was going. It was then Jerry realized he was an idiot.
hmmm, a herd of wild goats, or the local potentate’s daughter’s dowry ? either way, I’m only authorized 15 minutes and 300 rounds of live fire this week…
can’t seem to see or hear where the rifle is, or what I hit?
“Where’d my bipod go? Oh yeah, I have keymod and it fell off.”
“To shoot, or not to shoot. That is the question.”
Does this ginormous objective lens make my unit look small?
Hey is that Jim Comey walking through the woods with Hilary?
I am so glad to be off staff, back to what I joined for. Where is the cherry XO with ammo?
” I wonder what internet experts will tell me I’m doing wrong “
Needs more Creedmore
Jerry always wanted to be a Border Patrol sniper. One day a Montana State Trooper stopped by and asked Jerry how it was going. It was then Jerry realized he was an idiot.
In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sarte, ‘Au revoir, gopher’
“Would my groups be tighter with an MLOK rail?”
“Fuck.. I think he was on our side.”
The broad side of that barn…is not safe.
I was told there was two guys, I don’t see the guy in Multicam just the one in UCP
A shot so good it would make Boba Fett jealous.
Hmm, should I work the steel from 100 to 800 or from 800 to 100 today?
Too expensive. I’d rather shoot at Bed Bath and Beyond.
Where is the dat pesky Wabbit? Kill de Wabbit! Kill the Wabbit!
hmmm, a herd of wild goats, or the local potentate’s daughter’s dowry ? either way, I’m only authorized 15 minutes and 300 rounds of live fire this week…
If I wait a little longer the light will be perfect.
“I’m just here for the KCRF patch”
Keep calm and wait for the gopher to see its shadow….
“Did I make sure to proofread that blog post?”
ISIS feed this time of day…..right?
“Did I make that wind call in MILS or MOA?”
“Maybe if they line up just right I can get them both with one shot”
Bro you had one job, GRAB THE F*CKIN mag!
Bro you had one job, to GRAB THE F*CKIN mags!
“Is this raging boner I’m having PTSD?”
Hmmm should I have an 805 or a Tito’s…
Fuck…should’ve brought more rounds…
Just once I’d like someone to ask me how much my haircut costs. I feel its down right majestic.
Me: Eric whatcha thinking about?
Eric: SSD stuff
Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
Carl Spackler: Check me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key…
Sandy: Gophers, ya great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!
Carl Spackler: We can do that… we don’t even have to have a reason.
I should set up a Roth IRA.
Keymod: Silently waiting for it’s moment.
For best results, plant precision rifleman seeds in an elevated garden bed.
“So, just how on earth did the professor get a TV singal on that island?”
I need a theme song.
Did I leave a gun on the front porch?
I hope the viewers dont notice I’m using Keymod.
God.
Damn.
Comments.
I wonder if my rifle would work better if I loaded it?
“Is this a dagger which I see before me…”
“What could I post to drive some comments on SSD?”
This is way better than the military. I wonder if I could make this a full time gig?
“I wish I’d brought my Chinese Cheater Bag”
” I thought they said billy Zane would be my spotter”
“accidentally brought the 300 B.O. ammo, I knew I shouldnt have made matching builds!”
Did I leave the oven on?
If I tag Rob Curtis in the backside while he’s down there checking that target, will his mom post about it on FB?
Cool gun, nice view, if I only had a KCRF patch to put in a picture.