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“If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you’re serious about adopting the vulture.”
“I wonder if the dudes on Brokeback Mountain ever had this problem?”
“Maybe all this gear really doesn’t make me shoot better? Maybe it is just basic rifle marksmenship applied consistently that makes one an expert? Screw me, if that jarhead Marine in other lane, who said, “I was doing it wrong”, was right? Damn, how the hell am I supposed to know what the hell that little sandbag is used for? Don’t place “hard on hard”? What the hell does that mean?
Look. She is taking it off.
What colour was the boat house again ?
Do you think Rodin was trying to figure out cosine shooting?
I’m wearing my $500 made by Betsy Ross herself sweatshirt, so how could I possibly miss? Maybe the target moved?
Is that Chip from ‘Fixer Upper’ looking for Joanna???
“Jeeves! Bring me the SOST mag. Then get the ‘Rover washed…”
Did I close the garage door this morning?
It finally hit Carl why everyone hated him.
“I wonder which nerd will be the first to whine about keymod?”
I wonder if my guns think about me just as much as I think about them when I’m away?
“If a man shoots a target without kit on, did he really hit it?”
This R1 hoody sure is comfy.
No son, let’s walk down a f#ck all of them!
I wonder if the ROE have changed today?
Carl: ” I tried to tell you that GOAT was on a date”
Shooter: Shut the F*#k up Carl.
“I wonder if Gunny Hathcock would have gone Keymod or MLOK?”
Get a tattoo or work for Hodge? Decisions, decisions.
spotting for the dude next to him saying “dude, I am a way better shot than you…”
Ahhhhh shit!!! Did I really just put a hole through that… Ma is going to hang me!
“Hmmmm, I wonder what I could do to get rid of all those old KCRF patches?
Man… If that last shot was a little higher, it would have made a perfect happy face.
its suppressed, do I need ear pro?
DAMN IT!! I paced it off, the target is only 15 meters – how could I miss?!
Get a tattoo or work at Hodge? Decisions, decisions.
I cant computer today. Double posted.
Wait, did I leave the coffee pot on?
Am I good enough to undo her bra from here?
Who do I need to check with before I shoot this guy?
Now that the camo wars are over I guess I’ll have to write about guns.
maybe I better send some pepsi….
“Hmmm, should I Cerakote the scope too?”
I shoot, therefore I am.
“If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you’re serious about adopting the vulture.”
W.W.C.H.D (What Would Carlos Hathcock Do?)
Danger Close….Well maybe? (HBR)
-OR- “When there was only one bullet hole, It was then that I was shooting for you…”
“I wonder if the dudes on Brokeback Mountain ever had this problem?”
“Maybe all this gear really doesn’t make me shoot better? Maybe it is just basic rifle marksmenship applied consistently that makes one an expert? Screw me, if that jarhead Marine in other lane, who said, “I was doing it wrong”, was right? Damn, how the hell am I supposed to know what the hell that little sandbag is used for? Don’t place “hard on hard”? What the hell does that mean?
…..Hmmmmn, you know, that Brokeback Mountain was a great movie.
This is how you get banned for life
We hunting wabbits “NO DURKA DURKA “!
“Well, that asshole won’t be trolling me anymore……”
“Where did I put that magazine?”
“But would it even matter if Deckard was a Replica the whole time?”
I should NOT have eaten that burrito. Can I make it into the woods, poop, and get back before the range goes hot?
I’m keeping calm, but maybe I should return fire.
“…but does it even matter if he was a Replicant the whole time?”
Now where did I leave the tactical bacon again???
If a deer falls in the forest, and nobody hears the shot, does it count against the bag limit?
Hmmm…. He said it would go “Pew” “Pew” “Pew”
‘…Ooh, my body’s sayin’ let’s go
Ooh, but my heart is sayin’ no
If you wanna be with me
Baby there’s a price to pay
I’m a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way’…
“Damn it! No matter what I do I can’t get this song out of my head!!”
Taco’s or Wendys today…?
LEROY JENKINS!
“Hmm…. maybe the keymod handguard will distract them from my backwards scope mount?”