TYR Tactical

So You Want To Be Internet Famous…

Thanks Mission Spec for the chuckle.

13 Responses to “So You Want To Be Internet Famous…”

  1. MK262 MOD1 says:

    Haha! “Stick to unboxing videos”.

    Thanks for posting this. Needed the laugh.

  2. mudd says:

    “do you even tacti-frown bro?”

  3. Non-operator says:

    Be sure to get a scan-and-assess shot with frowny face from low angle looking directly into the camera

  4. Dellis says:

    I’ll add 2 items…

    Tats – I mean if yer gonna operate ya gotta get working on those! Or, back to the beard and not being able to grow one, get it tattooed on thus covering the tattoo and beard in one shot.

    Ass – Yer gonna need bountiful shots of your girls butt shakin in SLO-MO after shooting high caliber rifle while prone. Now if you can find a gal with a nice butt, tattoos and a beard you are set!

    • P.J. says:

      Tats are very important. Also make sure to hint around about military experience. Stay vague. If you get called out on it, blame nonexistent social media staff. Blame ALL mistakes on nonexistent employees.

    • Kevin says:

      Sidekick – Make sure your tacticool dressed pal is always in the background shot. Make sure all on camera interactions have a subtle but palpable homoerotic undercurrent. There needs to at least one unintentional double entendre per ten minuets of run time, but always followed by a smash cut to slow-motion boobs.

    • Asinine Name says:

      Speech – if you really must ruin your sheepdog cred by indulging in same, use a ridiculously guttural, absurdly deep tone which is sure to make your every cliche sound COSMICALLY PROFOUND, no matter how incomprehensible you really are. MOLON LABE!

  5. Nhero says:

    Ok, now it just sounds like were talking about one dude in particular. I won’t name names, but we all know who he is.

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  7. John Smith says:

    This is perfect.