In case you missed it, yesterday, Glock announced that Chuck Norris is their new spokesperson. And yes, they used the term “spokesperson.”
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How many levels of approval did this have to go through? Not enough, apparently.
I, for one, look forward to the resurgence of Chuck Norris jokes and memes that this will prompt.
The boogey man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris before he goes to sleep.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Faster than a speeding bullet… More powerful than a locomotive… Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound… These are some of Chuck Norris’s warm-up exercises.
Oh they’re here…..(seen elsewhere, not trying to take credit):
Chuck Norris started carrying a glock in 1978
Gaston carries a Norris 19
Chuck Norris can appendix carry a glock 34 with compensator
Gaston got the idea for finger grooves after Chuck gripped a Gen 2 too tight
Chuck Norris doesn’t carry a Glock, but in a wise decision, Glock has now decided to carry a Chuck Norris
My contribution: Chuck Norris is not the spokesman for Glock. Glock is the spokesman for Chuck Norris.
who makes a shoulder rig for dual wielding under-arm Glocks?
Craft Holsters
He will make a great spokesman
That’s epic.
> And yes, they used the term “spokesperson.”
What’s that line about?
SSD’s pointing out how politically correct Glock is trying to be, I suppose. Whether they are or not, it’s retarded. Chuck is a man, so he’s a spokesman. It’s so hard to use proper English while simultaneously being woke.
When I grew up, we said spokesman. He’s a man.
He’s a man and a person. Saying person isn’t incorrect in any way.
Using inclusive language isn’t being PC, it’s being decent. Making a point of intentionally not using it is just being an asshole.
“Mankind embraces the female.” (or some variation of this quotation) – Winston Churchill (who knew more about the use of English than any of us)
I would argue that making a point of not using so-called “inclusive” language is much more than “just being an asshole”. It is (or should be) a rebuke of Marxian Deconstruction and an affirmation of the language and culture of TRUE inclusion and respect for the individual advanced as one of the signature achievements of Western Civilization. If that makes me an asshole, then live with it I shall.
Trying to shame everyone into using your lame ass compelled speech is what weaklings do.
The only “power” of the regressive leftist, loser. Crying until the government penalizes people who fail to treat you special.
Which is the greater win for Glock, Chuck Norris or the CBP contract, made official today…
He is a spokesbeard.
He is a spokesfist with beard.
And that fist apparently has a Glock.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
I can get behind that take.
Chuck Norris doesn’t carry a Glock, Glock carriers a Chuck Norris.
I should read all comments before posting… you got to the joke first lol
Want to have fun? Go up to chuck at a trade show and ask him how many screws a glock has…
I think it’s a great choice! I will always miss the ads with “Gunny”, but CN will be a great spokesman.
I vote spokesNorris.
And i vote SpokesCHUUUUCKKK!
Chuck Norris doesn’t often need to carry a gun, but when he does…It’s a Glock.