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Tactical Toilet Paper Storage Case

I swear to God this is real. It’s one of those wild things that shows up in my Instagram feed.

The Tactical Toilet Paper Storage Case accepts a roll of toilet paper and keeps it intact, relatively dry and free from dirt.

It features a daisy chain of webbing so you can tether it to other gear or the log on a makeshift latrine as well as a Velcro section so you can add a pithy morale patch or name tag so your TP isn’t swiped by the guy who ran out.

Look, it’s actually practical but it’s not something I would have ever thought was needed. But apparently now, I need one. It’s bad enough I make the wife use whatever facilities are at hand when camping. At least now, she’ll have a nice cozy for her TP.

Related, they also offer a Tactical Tissue/Wet Wipes Holder.

5 Responses to “Tactical Toilet Paper Storage Case”

  1. Nicco says:

    This is a white label product, sold by dozens of different overseas brands. Someone sent me one as a gag gift about 18 months ago, it’s identical to the one pictured.

    It actually wasn’t that bad of a dispenser when clipped to things. But there is no top cover, and the fabric and zipper don’t really provide much water resistance. The toilet paper roll easily gets damp through the cover so you have to store it in a Ziploc bag and then take it out as needed. Still pretty handy though. Someone ended up borrowing it and never gave it back.

    You featured a very similar product a couple months after I received mine. Which is how I found out what they were originally designed for, fuel canisters. https://soldiersystems.net/2023/10/23/ironside-military-tactical-fuel-canister-cover/

  2. Richard Schagen says:

    You use toilet paper when camping – I’m obviously behind the curve

  3. Sam says:

    Berry Compliant? NSN Pending? SPEAR program acceptance?

  4. Flight-ER-Doc says:

    Should it not have OCP printed toilet paper as well?

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