Applied Orange has developed the ‘BeardAway’ to help combat the issue of tactical beard visibility in full arctic white out. It comes in 3 lower jaw sizes and features a Velcro adjustment for beard length. A Velcro loop panel in the front allows for IR ID or morale patches. It was requested from clients that bought the Limited Edition PenCott Snowdrift suit last year.
Available Q3, 2014.
Tags: Applied Orange
It’s a day early. 😉
Check the DTG on the site. We run on ZULU time.
Also works when encountering lobster or buffalo wings
How many bearded tribes are there in arctic white out regions that one might have to gain the respect and cooperation of by growing and keeping a beard of their own?
None that we know of…yeti
Can you carry snacks in it? It certainly reminds me of a feedbag!
Oh, and will it be available in other “tactical” colors?
Hopefully they make a woodland one for the red headed vikings to use.
never bring a mustache to a beard fight
Nobody will recognize Costa with this.
Can double as a “Peter Heater” 🙂
Full press release and interview http://www.dutchdefencepress.com/?p=12173
Early April Fools joke
Very early: Posted at 00:01. The other obvious indicator is the big square of Moral Patch Real Estate, front and center.
I’ve just been dyeing my beard to match the environment.
Order’s in!
What about a Quantum Stealth version so you can keep your beard when you are required to shave?
+1.
Too late, my beard already is camo’d with “Salt, and pepper”. HAHAHA
This will go well with my set of bullshit protectors that I wear over my ears.