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You’ve Been Warned

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

Today, since it’s a day off for most of you, go to the store and purchase a box of Depends undergarments. Each morning, before you open SSD, put them on. We aren’t going to be responsible if you don’t.

Over the next week we are going to show you several things that are going to make you sh!t your pants. It’s that simple. The Soldier Systems industry needs to be prepared for several bowel shaking paradigm shifts. No hints or other teasers until each shocker is released.

Don’t forget to wear those undergarments and don’t read SSD while you’re driving, operating heavy machinery or in a meeting where sh!tting your pants will result in embarrassment or worse.

You’ve been warned.