Smith Elite is giving away a Boogie Regulator+Strap Kit to a witty SSD reader. We’re looking for a caption for the USAF photo.
To enter for your chance to win:
In the comments section of THIS article on SSD (and nowhere else) caption this photo. Remember, post in comments section of THIS article on SSD. The best caption by vote of staff wins.
Contest ends at 2359Z on New Year’s Day, 1 January, 2013.
One caption per entry but enter as often as you’d like.
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Unclaimed prizes will be redistributed.
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Good luck and Happy New Year from Smith Optics Elite Division and SSD!
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Holy shit! That guys junk is the size of a full grown man, it’s even camouflaged!
+1
Yo Bro Dont Cross Streams
Ok
Dude!
Never book economy on (FBNA)” Fly By Night Airways”
They leave you hanging !
#@!!”‘××#@
Man hug secret squirrel style. No Homo!
Tier 1 Jiu Jitsu
Come with me, brother! I will never let you behind.
USAF LAP DANCE!
Real men do weird sh*t!
Next time I am not riding coach.
Could have been a fighter pilot, chose to fight saving his Brothers in Arms.
If you hadn’t punched the Army guy, I’d still be dancing with that blond. I’m glad it you car that on fire.
Getting a lift home on the “freedom buddy.”
C’mon team, grab my feet so we can pull this chopper down!
Look Ma, I’m in the Navy!
This is how the Navy does it!
New rotors on the MH60 produce so much lift, they must be counter-balanced with two men suspended from below.
AIR FORCE PJ’S TEST NEW MILSPEC SEX SWING, WASTE TAXPAYERS DOLLARS
I’m getting paid for this….I’m getting paid for this…I hope I’m getting paid for this.
60 seconds, go!
Orbitz my ass! From now on I’M booking our flights!
Take my strong hand!
WINNER!
Dude, that’s not what I meant when I said, “Strap on!”
I told you we shouldn’t have accepted that Tug-o-war challenge!
The guy with the shot show caption gets my vote.
On a serious note for my P.J. friends “SO THAT OTHERS MAY LIVE”!!!!!!!
On a more funnier note ” Shift left bro your crushing my nuts”!!!!!!!!!
“DUDE! I forgot my keys. We gotta go back.”
That really happened in the SPIES/FRIES master course at Fort Campbell!!! Oh yeah the and the kicker; it was during the night iteration. We were out there with flashlights for hours!
LOL! That’s awesome!
Take me home brother!
Yeah no shit! That’ll be the last time we try that!
Next time let’s drag the CO along for that shit…see how HE likes it!
“We gotta get back in time for the sexual harassment briefing!”
Next time I’m on top dude.
No eye contact, no eye contact, no eye contact!
The US Air Force: Taking the phrase “nut to butt” to a higher level.
“I like like you too”
no homo.
Those 2 guys with a Black Hawk in the background? Hawkward. ?_?
NO HOMO!!…. This is awesome!
Don’t ask don’t tell
A friend in need
Ace & Gary to the rescue
NO I said RIDE the JUNGLE PENATRATOR sir!!”@#%&*-+ officers
“Gitty up” “next time your the horse”
Do not use what you’ve learned today to pick up chicks.
Object at end of rope may be farther away than it appears
Sorry, it’s regulations. If we were in Germany, you’d be riding on top – but we’re in Italy, so I have to be on top. It’s regulations.
Hey if this rescue doesn’t work out, can I get those boots from you?
You had ONE job, Phil!
There are some occasions when you don’t have to call “No Homo”
“I told you, PJ does NOT stand for Pelvic Jabbing!”
“Must…put…hands…in….pockets…so….you…can’t…release….a…photo…of….this…”
Jon, OPT