Caption this US Air Force photo of CSAF Gen Mark Welsh III during a recent visit to PACAF. I saw it and figured there’s some pure comedy gold out there. The winner will receive a Keep Calm – Return Fire Patch and have my admiration.
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What’s the rate of fire on this thing for military downsizing?
“If they run, they’re noobs. If they don’t run they’re well disciplined noobs!”
“General? Yes, son? Is that a 25mm casing in your pocket, sir? Why, no it’s not son. Then what is it sir? It’s called an erection! Oh ok General, sir!”
*Pew Pew Pew*
Take that budget! This sequestration simulator is GREAT!
Can I place one of these on my chair tech Sargeant?
“So, is this like an Army gun or something? Cool!”
“I don’t know what it’s called, I just know the sound it makes when I put it in my lap.”
“Now, this is why I joined, shooting stuff and taking names”
Pew, pew, pew, pew! Tee he he he!
“Yes sir, it does go ‘pew pew.’ Now please don’t ever do that again.”
“The General is having so much shooting blanks with this .50, that I don’t have the heart to tell him “right, tight, and down!” doesn’t apply when-free-gunning.”
“So, this is a machine gun?”
“Yes, General. Sitting behind that machine gun does make your uniform look less gay.”
“Tonight, on POGsquad…” /queue A-team theme.
This is how I seen them do this on TV !
Four Stars – 37 years
Ma Deuce – .50 cal
Firing Blanks Indoors – Priceless
I had to crap real bad like, but I couldn’t leave my post, so I squatted down like this, cleared my bowels, and just kept shootin’.
“I love the feeling of all this power between my legs!”
General: “My wife’s not around right?” “This is why I joined the Air Force!” “Pew-pew-pew-pew!”
Everyone smiles when firing full auto
I’m in the Army now! Suck on this ah-one time!!!!
“Yes sir, it’s just like driving a Go Kart, sir.”
When you’re a general in the Air Force, you might have rank, but you’re still “shooting blanks” in the end.
Now with more DEATH POWER!!
“I know Sir! It’s like you’re a real Soldier now!”
Pew, pew, pew happiness is a belt fed gun!!!
In today’s Air Force, you too can play with Army guns in a high school basketball court “just because”. Aim High.
“This is the smallest plane I have ever seen!”
“Why I feel just as powerful as a Finance troop with a score to settle.”
Hey private hold my beer and watch this…
“So this is what it feels like to hold real steel…”
So this is what it’s like in the Army?
“After months of research Air Force finally identifies the purpose of unknown equipment found in an arms room”
I’m like a Full Metal Jacket MARINE, son! “GET SOMETHIN’!” That’s what they say, right?
pew pew pew
bu bu bu bu bu bu budget cuts…..bu bu bu bu bu bu budget cuts
Caption: CSAF Gen Mark Welsh III grins as he sends rounds down range nearly as fast as Congress sends Air Force programs to the chopping block.
“Give a patch to the handsome devil who posted this comment or I’ll shoot you with this here machine gun. Yeehaaaaw!” says General Welsh. His words, not mine.
“Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah!”
Senior Airman!!!
Yes General!!
Senior Airman You want me to do what!!??
Well Sir I’m not sure buy i think you just push that button to fire that thing!!!
Son do you see these 4 STARS on my lapel!!!??
Yes General!!!
Then get me a MARINE to show me how its done son!!!
YES GENERAL
DID YOU HEAR WHAT THE GENERAL SAID!!!! FIND US A MARINE NOW!!
yes Senior Airman
Start runnin!
So this is the upgrade from NERF training weapons!
Wow, this is awesome,… Almost makes me wish I had joined the military!
“Son, I sure hope nobody is hiding behind that F-35!!!”
“That’s the best feeling since that first BOHICA at the Air Force Academy….”
Wow, what fun, I should have joined the Army.
“You’re sure they cropped the BFA out of the picture, right?”
Generals in the Air Force.
About as useless as sights on a blank firing weapon.
I’m a blank farmer, motherfucker!
Best comment ever, ever.
“HAHA I’m just like a little boy, playin’ with his dick when he’s nervous!”