Caption this US Air Force photo of CSAF Gen Mark Welsh III during a recent visit to PACAF. I saw it and figured there’s some pure comedy gold out there. The winner will receive a Keep Calm – Return Fire Patch and have my admiration.
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Sing it with me now boys
Is this love that I’m feeling,
Is this the love, that I’ve been searching for
“Sir, this is a .50 BMG with a blank firing adapter and .50 cal blan…”, “What!? I can’t hear you over the sound of my erection!!! Also this pointless ear pro..”
This is going on my Facebook page for sure!
Enjoyment. What happens when you don’t have a reflective belt.
Hey airman, they got this shit on Call of Duty?
And you say that we have had these in the inventory for how long? Well, I’ll be… damn thing is older than me…
Bandits, five o’clock!
“Put another quarter in Airman I wanna go again!”
“Buck, is it any good against red tape?”
“Yes, Sir.”
“What about clusterfucks, can it clear a clusterfuck?”
“Yes, Sir. Just rock it side to side in a sawing motion while holding the paddle down.”
Wow!!! This is what the real military is like
here i was sitting in the tail when out of the clouds 30. of the biggest nastiest nv planes came in and i #############
“Don’t tell the General, but he’s shooting blanks…”
…and here we have General Mark Welsh at his first day at Fantasy Marine Corp Camp.
“Take your Officer to work day”
The one day a year when the Air Force gets to pretend they are cooler than they really are”
Winner winner chicken dinner
“I know you are having fun sir, but it’s time to let GEN Dempsy have a turn, he’s never shot one of these before either”
“OK, got it… now, where are the guys that designed these stupid ABUs?”
Airman to General:
“I remember my first time on a .50 cal…”
So THIS is what all the other branches were talking about!
Bang! Bang! Bang! I shoulda joined the Army!
Okay, your job is more awesome than mine!
Gen:”Phew, Phew, Phew”
Airmen:”Good shot sir”
Gen:”…So, why are we wearing ear pro?”
Airmen:”I dunno sir, it’s your rules”
“Damn, so this is what it’s like to be a Marine! Awesome!!”
General: “Whats this crazy new thing on the barrel?”
Airman in front: “Its a suppressor we are testing along with new frangible rounds.”
General: ” ‘Merica Fuck Yeah!!!!!”
Airmen in back: “Nerd doesn’t realize we don’t trust his ass with live rounds.”
“Gee!! What is this contraption”
Gen: So my man what did you do last night?
Airmen: Sir?
Gen: sooo…DID you do her?
Airmen: Come on your my superior , i don’t feel right to speak about that with you right now..in the work place…
Gen: COME on son we are buddies, but if you take that like this, this is the work place and i am your boss. So tell me did you do her? it’s an order
Airmen: Oh you play that card with me? Okay i had sex with her
Gen: Oh yes me too
Airmen: what sir? you had sex with my girlfriend. Stop it! it’s time to go sir you need a break
Gen: I am Not finished, do i look like i’m done! You know son i like this 50cal too but you should’nt call i t your girlfriend…
“Dang!! I wish I had one of these on my wedding night!”
“Oh man it sure is fun to play soldier! I should have tried this years ago.”
“Yeah…..I’m pretty much Infantry”
“Don’t worry sir, we have to pretend we are shooting at shit all the time too.”
Would love a patch, will send photos of it from all over Egypt if I won too.
“This sure as hell beats the fuck out of pushing pencils doesn’t it Airman?”
“Sure as hell does sir! I should have joined the Army.”
“What was that Airman?”
“Nothing sir.”
”we gonna get them Duke boys fo’ sure!”
”shhhh, be very,very quiet. I’m hunting wabbits”
get some!
SrA Thinking to self: “He wouldn’t be smiling if he knew how heavy this bitch is”
Airman you ever shot a mchinegun high on peyote?
“Have used one of these before, whats it called?”
Haven’t***
“It’s easy Sir, don’t lead them as much . . . “
Holy shit! I finally get to shoot something!
So we get paid about the same, but the other branches do this hip deep in mud? Hah!
“I remember my first time with one of these babys… It was a Wednesday and there I was, pants around my ankles, waist deep in a rice paddy…”
The general is proud to annouce that the Air Force is now accepting bidding on contacts to make a flying desk to which this can be mounted.
“Do you suffer from erectile disfunction and a tiny penis? Over compensate for this with a big ass gun and put a smile back on your face”
“Cry some moar!”
There’s Always That One Guy!
It doesn’t matter what size it is…or what you got on your collar, your still only half a man!
It doesn’t matter what size it is… Or what you got on your collar! When you firing blanks…. your still only half a man!
“The same thing we do every night pinky”
Bang! Bang! Bang!.. There I was, tail gunner on a B17 over Hamburg…
“This was the loudest kind of Viagra I’ve tried, but the most effective!”
Put that p38 away son. Let me show you how to open sea rations one pallot at a time!
“Well Airman, I’m convinced. I’ll see to it that the Air Force adds these to their inventory!”