Caption this US Air Force photo of CSAF Gen Mark Welsh III during a recent visit to PACAF. I saw it and figured there’s some pure comedy gold out there. The winner will receive a Keep Calm – Return Fire Patch and have my admiration.
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“Wow, it’s that old and we still haven’t been able to feild these with an optic?”
“SrA: That’s right sir, you haven’t”
200 entries and this is still by far the best one. Well played.
Pictured is the M2 Machine Gun. 5 Air force command staff personnel were going to demonstrate it’s operation for the press, but the Air Force’s camoflaige was so effective they could not be seen to give the presentation.
“PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW”
4 STARS AND A MA-DEUCE… A RECIPE FOR DISASTER!
HEADSPACE AND TIMING… SURE COULD USE SOME AT THE PENTAGON!
“Blue to Green, here I come!”
So where is the button for stealth mode?
“Reach around god dammit, someone give me reach around”.
Next up on the tour is dangling a set of keys just out of his reach until the General gets all tuckered out and takes a nap.
hahahah. You made me spit water on my keyboard. Well done.
Good one
Yes Sir, it really does make quite a racket
Sweet blank adapter…
General: I NEED TO GET ONE OF THESE !!!
One in four bullets is strawberry ice-cream!
delete this one..
(4-star) Ratatatatatat! Ratatatatat! HaHa! I feel like a badass soldier! How do you start this thing?
(SrA) No clue sir, but theres a National Guard unit down the road, they may have a manual.
“Where’s my secretary to pull the trigger for me…. and a cup of coffee and a doughnut!”
Pew! Pew! Pew! This is just like Call of Duty!
Do I take it, sir, that you are threatening a brother officer with a gun?
“you are never too old to have fun”
“Hold my beer and watch this…”
Sh’t. I’ve actually said that before… Calling some of us out, eh?! HAHAHA
“He he he he. See if you sequester my budget again!”
GUNFIGHTER MOMENT – Gen Mark Welsh III, CSAF
There I was…M2…blank adapter…indoors….
“And you’re SURE no one will be able to tell they’re blanks in the picture? I really need some street cred with Joint Chiefs…”
Airman: “Sir, this new high powered, long range laser pointer system is designed to look like a REAL GUN! The bullets are really batteries this new laser pointer needs for you to give powerpoint briefings from the Pentagon all the way to Afganistan and even Syria!”
General: “I LOVE IT!, cancel the latest version AF uniform aquasition and procure 5! Imagine the micromanagement possibilities!”
If I knew this what my doctor meant when he said I would be shooting blanks after my “procedure” I would not have avoided it for so long.
How many airmen does it take in the Air Force to run a .50 cal? 6, one General to pull the trigger, one to encourage him, three to sit directly behind in case he falls over, and one WAY in the back thinking “it’s a BLANK ADAPTER YOU ASSES!”
SrA: Show the General how to operate the M2 = Promotion to SSG!
Gen: Does this mean I get my AFCAM now?
SrA: Wut?
At ’em boys, Give ‘er the gun! (Give ‘er the gun now!)
“This is cool! I have been missing out, should have joined the Army.”
PEW, PEW, PEW, got those stinking taliban.
Uh sir… those are blanks
Airman: Sir, how do you distinguish the civilians from the enemy?
General: Those moving are Taliban. Those not moving are well disciplined Taliban.
Like a kitten with a ball of yarn…
“An Airforce four star General Who has probably flown more hours in aircraft above the speed of sound is still amiused by a 50cal. You can’t take the boy out of the man….” Awesome…
Who needs Viagra?
Ya think I can hit that guy who invented these stupid uniforms?
FTW…. Right there…
After just receiving his fourth star the General was very conscious of his position as the airman was walking up and wanted to seem as though he was actually important. The General berated the airman for interrupting him while he was effectively putting rounds on target at nearly 800 meters. The General then rudely asked “What is it you need Airman?” The Airman replied, “Oh nothing too important sir, I’m just here to switch out the blanks that you’re shooting with FMJ’s.
Holy Crap! Does this come in PINK!
“The expression on your face when you play on Easy Mode”
“Can this be mounted on an airplane?”
Someone up there has to prove that women can make it in SOF…
Baaad ass!! Get me one these mommas mounted on my golf cart, pronto!!
“Hey guys, this thing is getting hot! We better crank up the air conditioners.”
“A little to the left, honey!”
Who says men don’t get toys for Christmas?
Airmen, bring my ex-wifes car to the firing line.
“This is by far the most fun button I’ve pushed in my entire 32 years in the Air Force”
“Lieutenant, stand down there and hold this up.”
Momma Welch got noth’n on Ma Deuce!
“YEAH, YEAH! GET SOME, GET SOME, GET SOME!”
It’s been this way ever since the vasectomy… havin’ fun and shootin’ blanks…
Sir, I believe the correct term is “Brraaap!”
“Fine shot sir! Yes sir you sure are hitting the hell out of that target!”
[“Quick someone get down there and poke a shit load of holes in that thing!”]