Caption this US Air Force photo of CSAF Gen Mark Welsh III during a recent visit to PACAF. I saw it and figured there’s some pure comedy gold out there. The winner will receive a Keep Calm – Return Fire Patch and have my admiration.
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“You know, Airmen, we, at the Pentagon, have a technical term for this – ‘Pew pew pew’!”
“Why we win?”
“Look at that smile.”
– SayUncle; Pro-Gun Blogger
This is just like Call of Duty, Pew Pew Pew
“…and then I was like ‘PEW PEW PEW'”
Spending cuts result in a shorter range A10…
As old as this thing is, I think it is still more high tech than the old A-10s I used to fly!
They Can’t call us the chAirforce anymore with these babies!, somebody get me a chair to sit in and shoot this thing!
“I’ve fallen…and can’t get up!”
“It’s not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they’re not much bigger than two meters.”
LOL!!! I was going to enter until I saw this. You win!!
“This is waaaaaaaay better than Viagra!”
My favorite so far.
“So this is what it feels like to be a lieutenant at The Basic School!”
“Ok! Now, how do I start this thing?”
At my age it does not matter if I am shooting blanks, all that matters is that I am shooting at all.
Top Gun!
Son, Did I ever tell you that I wanted to join the military when I was your age?
“Easy Leonard… go easy man!”
Wow Tom Arnold lost a ton of weight .
“Giggity!”
So there I was, knee deep in it, surrounded on all sides…oh f*#!k, just keep smiling and act natural. Get that guy with the camera out of here, I just shit myself and I’m not wearing my adult diaper.
“Reminds me of my wife!”
“Sir, we need to hurry this along. Those National Guard soldiers will be back any minute”
“The Power Between My Legs”
“He gave it four out of four stars”
“In an unexpected turn of events for the Air Force, this is the first documented case of a M2 being sexually harassed by such a high ranking officer.”
Too soon?
I didn’t know we could afford blanks!
This ain’t a rifle,
This ain’t a gun,
This is the 50 and it’s made for fun!
MY MEMO SAID NO HATS ON THE FLIGHTLINE!
“So if I dont push these buttons, the terrorists win?”
Does it come in any other colors
“So this hooks right up to the Xbox, and I can shoot it all day in Call of Duty? Sergeant Jones- get this to my office right away and DO NOT tell the Command Chief about it. He’ll want one too.”
Do you think the General notices that the targets are falling even though he is firing blanks?
Nah!
“The happiest a man’s been with only half inch between his legs!
LETS SEE WHO “FORGETS” THEIR REFLECTIVE BELTS NOW!!!!
“So…this is what it feels like to be in the real military!”
“I TOLD mom that I wanted Army or Marines…but….noooooooo….she said the Air Force has better hotel rooms”
This is what we call a Power Point; it makes all of our weekly meetings with terrorists more fun. I think it’s more fun than your version, wouldn’t you say, sir?
Gen: i didnt know we had mahine guns corporal when did this happen
“just like being 5 again… sir…..!?”
Check this out Hold My BEER!
“Oh boy! This is great!”
Flounder, from Animal House.
Corporal (thinking): “Heheh, the safety is on”
And then I grabbed that Osan hooker by the ears like this………
I’m pretty sure this is a winner; i don’t have to read any further.
It won’t be blanks getting fired at Al Assad this weekend ! he he he
Airman to General: “General, Sir, Keep CALM and return Fire!”
In the Air Force even our generals qualify with crew served weapons… Inside, with blanks. Its amazing how fast you can go through all your tables with blanks!
So this is what it’s like being in the Army! Where’s the transfer paperwork?
Air Force, Every General Officer a Rifleman.
Man, this thing is awesome. Hey, I’ve got a GREAT idea – what if someone made one of these things that shot bullets out the front like that rifle thingie I played with back when I visited those Basic Trainees at Lackland …
Those “SF” guys sure are cute…
-Actual SF Guy
Hey wait why are you pointing that at the Sargent Major?