Caption this US Air Force photo of CSAF Gen Mark Welsh III during a recent visit to PACAF. I saw it and figured there’s some pure comedy gold out there. The winner will receive a Keep Calm – Return Fire Patch and have my admiration.
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A very special day
General:You know what is funny Airman?
Airman: What is that Sir?
General: You look just like the guy who checked my ID at the gate this morning.
Airman: Well Sir, that was me, we are short staffed due to your visit.
General: Really, guess you should have done better on your ASVAB…..
“Where does my Blackberry go on this thing and can we make it quieter? I can’t afford to miss the phone call from (insert Defense Company name) about the new house and and cushy board of directors job they will give me when I retire as soon as I use my influence to get their product selected in this acquisition process even though it is inferior, will take 4 times longer to get built than promised, at 10x the cost, and still won’t meet the original requirements documents that we will rewrite to declare a great success in our acquisition processes to Congressman that have these jobs in their state. I’m spent. Someone get me a mojito, preferably Mango. That’s gonna be a sweet ass house and job. Sip, aahh…mango.”
A, I havn’t had this much fun since I was a Brigadier.
Or
B, Can I have one of these for my office in the Pentagon.
“DERP”
“100 round 50bmg blanks = $50, Mac deuce = $10000, once again a kid in the candy store = priceless”
“…and I was all like, here’s my budget justification.”
“It tickles!”