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Shoot, A Fella’ Could Have A Pretty Good Weekend In Vegas With All That Stuff

This never gets old. Is it wrong for me to miss the Cold War?

“Survival kit contents check. In them you’ll find:
– One forty-five caliber automatic
– Two boxes of ammunition
– Four days’ concentrated emergency rations
– One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
– One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
– One hundred dollars in rubles
– One hundred dollars in gold
– Nine packs of chewing gum
– One issue of prophylactics
– Three lipsticks
– Three pair of nylon stockings.

Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.”

8 Responses to “Shoot, A Fella’ Could Have A Pretty Good Weekend In Vegas With All That Stuff”

  1. Hoff says:

    The original line was Dallas instead of Vegas, but the JFK assassination occurred in post so they ended up changing the line.

  2. mark says:

    I would buy that survival kit if it was offered.

  3. Reverend says:

    That was an awesome seen! And no need to miss it brotha! COLD WAR IS COMING BACK! (wink-nod)

  4. jrexilius says:

    Apparently Putin misses the cold war as well. Sadly he doesn’t have Reagan to dance with.

  5. Tim says:

    Anyone else got a giant deja-vu?

  6. 404953C says:

    Best line ever.

  7. Stefan S. says:

    Great post! Slim Pickens was hilarious. I too miss the Cold War. Back then we had a real President.